Fail Friday: Better Late than Never
14 years ago

Ten real submissions, five photos and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty. Sorry for the delay. The course was slow all day.

Don’t call your fraternity a frat, you wouldn’t call your country a cunt. TFM.
-Everyone

We’ve all heard this 100,000 times. It’s the oldest one liner in fraternity history. Drop it.

While double-teaming a slammy, accidentally getting hit by your brother’s juice but not really minding. TFM.
-Nebraska

“Not really minding” huh? Guess there’s nothing wrong with a little juice sharing between brothers…

Peeing. NF. Crossing streams. TFM.
-Virginia

Sword fight! TFM. “Just don’t cross the streams.” -Egon Spengler. Total Protonic reversal. NF.

I wrote “Time to suck today’s dick” on the ceiling so when we wake up my slampiece knows exactly what to do. TFM.
-Indiana

Pretty awkward if you ever have someone respectable in your room, like your parents, and “Time to suck today’s dick” is written on the ceiling. TFTC I guess.

Took a virginity last night. Told my fiance about it. She still wants to marry me. TFM.
-Louisiana

This is one marriage that will last a lifetime.

All I need to get laid is an emoticon or two. TFM.
-California

LOL dot dot dot I just want a light beer…smiley face

Just iced a pledge in the middle of Econ lecture. TFM.
-California

It’s over, dude. Let it die.

Like father like son, passing out from drinking every night for 34 years. TFM.
-Arkansas

Cirrhosis of the liver. NF. Cirrhosis of the liver in a doublewide trailer with Pops. TFM.

I don’t always drink Bud heavy, but when I do, I have bloody diareah all day. TFM.
-Tennessee

Wow. You’re pretty sick Chubbs.

Jerking off to Rebecca Black. TFM.
-Kansas

I have literally done this every Friday since that song came out.


TgdiM


No this is not a special needs kid, its just a Legacy


Partying like a freshmen passing out. NF. Cocooning & flouring the freshmen to be reborn as a fratstar. TFM.


Having a toga made out of the most expensive clothes old money can buy. TFM.


fratting it up canada style. TFM.

These people are extremely talented:

  2. T Bro Pickens

    Ok, so ya, fuck pike, but why is there a picture of the geed wearing a LAME shirt. Get the fuck off this site and take pike with you

    14 years ago at 11:37 am
    2. Frattin_like_a_Gent

      The SAE chapter at UWF is Florida Sigma. We don’t let Geeds in like that.

      14 years ago at 2:30 pm
  6. butperfectinpurple

    Definitely not the way to get fraternity sweetheart, sweetie. Bless your heart..

    14 years ago at 12:54 pm
  7. Constantine Chapter

    Pike sucking is more repetitive than Mohammad Ali telling a story…acctually come to think of it Mohammad Ali mave have been a Pike, given his nature.

    14 years ago at 1:34 pm
  8. Sam Fratford

    What are the odds on the Canadian-Asian shouting “Eh” in the last picture?

    14 years ago at 2:12 pm
  9. Notorious B R O

    florida gulf coast is a crackup. it’s sad that south florida is the gdi/guido haven now.

    14 years ago at 2:24 pm
  11. Mustache Rides

    Was that the same asian in two photos or do they just all look the same to me?

    14 years ago at 3:14 pm