Fail Friday: Better Late than Never

Ten real submissions, five photos and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty. Sorry for the delay. The course was slow all day.

Don’t call your fraternity a frat, you wouldn’t call your country a cunt. TFM.
-Everyone

We’ve all heard this 100,000 times. It’s the oldest one liner in fraternity history. Drop it.

While double-teaming a slammy, accidentally getting hit by your brother’s juice but not really minding. TFM.
-Nebraska

“Not really minding” huh? Guess there’s nothing wrong with a little juice sharing between brothers…

Peeing. NF. Crossing streams. TFM.
-Virginia

Sword fight! TFM. “Just don’t cross the streams.” -Egon Spengler. Total Protonic reversal. NF.

I wrote “Time to suck today’s dick” on the ceiling so when we wake up my slampiece knows exactly what to do. TFM.
-Indiana

Pretty awkward if you ever have someone respectable in your room, like your parents, and “Time to suck today’s dick” is written on the ceiling. TFTC I guess.

Took a virginity last night. Told my fiance about it. She still wants to marry me. TFM.
-Louisiana

This is one marriage that will last a lifetime.

All I need to get laid is an emoticon or two. TFM.
-California

LOL dot dot dot I just want a light beer…smiley face

Just iced a pledge in the middle of Econ lecture. TFM.
-California

It’s over, dude. Let it die.

Like father like son, passing out from drinking every night for 34 years. TFM.
-Arkansas

Cirrhosis of the liver. NF. Cirrhosis of the liver in a doublewide trailer with Pops. TFM.

I don’t always drink Bud heavy, but when I do, I have bloody diareah all day. TFM.
-Tennessee

Wow. You’re pretty sick Chubbs.

Jerking off to Rebecca Black. TFM.
-Kansas

I have literally done this every Friday since that song came out.


TgdiM


No this is not a special needs kid, its just a Legacy


Partying like a freshmen passing out. NF. Cocooning & flouring the freshmen to be reborn as a fratstar. TFM.


Having a toga made out of the most expensive clothes old money can buy. TFM.


fratting it up canada style. TFM.

These people are extremely talented:

  1. since 1897

    i wish i didnt even see this. wow. i hope they are joking. they really are pikes.

    14 years ago at 3:19 pm
  2. Old South Gentleman

    Wow the guy at 1:40 really needs to utilize deodorant. Serious pit stains

    14 years ago at 3:21 pm
  3. old southern pearls

    I had to close my eyes during some parts of the video – I was embarrassed FOR them. Goodness.

    14 years ago at 3:51 pm
  4. Fratastic1600

    This is two weeks in a row. If you’re a Pike, and you’re just as disgusted as the rest of us, it’s time to make a statement. This kind of embarrassment is equivalent to a president getting caught fucking a transgendered midget in the oval office.

    14 years ago at 4:05 pm
    1. Frat Master J

      and Brovind does exist…I always thought it was a myth. Also, this shit does need to stop.

      14 years ago at 9:36 pm
  5. theKAdream

    Thats a reflection of a majority of the the greek life in Florida not just pikes.

    So the conclusion i have arrived at is Florida is truly NF.

    14 years ago at 5:07 pm
    1. Federalist

      le me get this straight. the last time a pike died at your school was the last time you had sex with a coherent woman?

      14 years ago at 8:29 pm
  6. TexasFratStar

    Everyone in that PIKE chapter are all Eskimo Brothers? Thanks Dream GIRL! YOU ARE THE BEST!

    14 years ago at 6:36 pm