Fail Friday: Better Late than Never
Ten real submissions, five photos and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty. Sorry for the delay. The course was slow all day.
Don’t call your fraternity a frat, you wouldn’t call your country a cunt. TFM.
-Everyone
We’ve all heard this 100,000 times. It’s the oldest one liner in fraternity history. Drop it.
While double-teaming a slammy, accidentally getting hit by your brother’s juice but not really minding. TFM.
-Nebraska
“Not really minding” huh? Guess there’s nothing wrong with a little juice sharing between brothers…
Peeing. NF. Crossing streams. TFM.
-Virginia
Sword fight! TFM. “Just don’t cross the streams.” -Egon Spengler. Total Protonic reversal. NF.
I wrote “Time to suck today’s dick” on the ceiling so when we wake up my slampiece knows exactly what to do. TFM.
-Indiana
Pretty awkward if you ever have someone respectable in your room, like your parents, and “Time to suck today’s dick” is written on the ceiling. TFTC I guess.
Took a virginity last night. Told my fiance about it. She still wants to marry me. TFM.
-Louisiana
This is one marriage that will last a lifetime.
All I need to get laid is an emoticon or two. TFM.
-California
LOL dot dot dot I just want a light beer…smiley face
Just iced a pledge in the middle of Econ lecture. TFM.
-California
It’s over, dude. Let it die.
Like father like son, passing out from drinking every night for 34 years. TFM.
-Arkansas
Cirrhosis of the liver. NF. Cirrhosis of the liver in a doublewide trailer with Pops. TFM.
I don’t always drink Bud heavy, but when I do, I have bloody diareah all day. TFM.
-Tennessee
Wow. You’re pretty sick Chubbs.
Jerking off to Rebecca Black. TFM.
-Kansas
I have literally done this every Friday since that song came out.
TgdiM
No this is not a special needs kid, its just a Legacy
Partying like a freshmen passing out. NF. Cocooning & flouring the freshmen to be reborn as a fratstar. TFM.
Having a toga made out of the most expensive clothes old money can buy. TFM.
fratting it up canada style. TFM.
These people are extremely talented:
Why do Pikes continue to embarass them selves?
14 years ago at 3:14 pm*themselves
14 years ago at 7:10 ami wish i didnt even see this. wow. i hope they are joking. they really are pikes.
14 years ago at 3:19 pmWow the guy at 1:40 really needs to utilize deodorant. Serious pit stains
14 years ago at 3:21 pmI had to close my eyes during some parts of the video – I was embarrassed FOR them. Goodness.
14 years ago at 3:51 pmI don’t know who to feel more sorry for… Pike or Zeta.
14 years ago at 7:35 pmThis is two weeks in a row. If you’re a Pike, and you’re just as disgusted as the rest of us, it’s time to make a statement. This kind of embarrassment is equivalent to a president getting caught fucking a transgendered midget in the oval office.
14 years ago at 4:05 pmAgreed, this shit needs to stop.
14 years ago at 5:15 pmSo fix your shit.
14 years ago at 9:36 pmand Brovind does exist…I always thought it was a myth. Also, this shit does need to stop.
14 years ago at 9:36 pmDidn’t that happen to Obama?
14 years ago at 4:16 am“i hit the gym hard, cause i’m a pike”
14 years ago at 4:55 pm…
Thats a reflection of a majority of the the greek life in Florida not just pikes.
So the conclusion i have arrived at is Florida is truly NF.
14 years ago at 5:07 pmFL is the land of hair gel and gold chains. FL = NF
14 years ago at 8:34 amEvery time i have sex with coherent woman a pike dies.
14 years ago at 5:14 pmThis.
14 years ago at 8:10 pmle me get this straight. the last time a pike died at your school was the last time you had sex with a coherent woman?
14 years ago at 8:29 pmNot at his school but somewhere in the country. TFTC
14 years ago at 9:26 pmThe pike at 1:34 is TFTC
14 years ago at 5:33 pmEveryone in that PIKE chapter are all Eskimo Brothers? Thanks Dream GIRL! YOU ARE THE BEST!
14 years ago at 6:36 pm