FAIL FRIDAY: Bitches Be Trippin’

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Getting so drunk that you look like you’ve been possessed by a demon.

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“Mountain Dew gets me so hard.”

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“Is that your frat stick bro?” “Yea but it’s cool we’re TFTC.”

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Nice abs, you fucking douche queens.

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Off-roading in your Lexus coupe. TSM.

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#Merica

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Sometimes you have to go with the discount stripper.

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Giving Jesus a bid. TFM.

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Misspelling the name of your state. TFM.

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Bitches be trippin’.

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    1. BellushiTFM

      There should be a column dedicated to just his work. SFPL will be out of a job soon.

      12 years ago at 1:25 pm
    2. StuffFratPeopleLike

      Thank God my job status doesn’t depend on what you depraved fucks say about me.

      12 years ago at 2:42 pm
    3. DrunkWithFunk21

      SFPL… by definition, your job depends on what we think of your writing.

      12 years ago at 8:41 pm
  1. Fratchelor Pad

    Past noon Intern, i hope someone rips you from stern to bow. Don’t bother wearing Sperrys.

    12 years ago at 12:26 pm