FAIL FRIDAY: Blackout With Your Sack Out
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Actually taking candy from a baby. TFM.
-New York
That infant will thank you for hazing him later.
Haven’t measured my dick since the 3rd grade. TFM.
-Michigan
The fact that you were measuring your penis at 8 years old is a problem.
Putting your mouth where the slam goes potty. TFTC.
-Anonymous
You stole that line from “50 Shades of Grey,” didn’t you?
One GDI and one sratter at the same time makes for a morning with rope burn around my neck. TFM.
–Indiana
If you’re not being choked with a rope during a threesome, it’s not a threesome.
My frat bras call me the zoo keeper cause I’m always spankin my monkey. TFM.
–Tennessee
You and your frat bros are a bunch of fucking losers.
Ejaculating on your dorm room wall before checkout. TFM.
–Florida
Nothing wrong with marking your territory.
Buying new boat shoes just in time to wear them for your afternoon tee time. TFM.
-Massachusetts
Enjoy the blisters, rookie try-hard.
If I had a quarter for every Keystone I pounded, I’d be Benjamin Franklin drowning in puss. TFM.
-Maryland
I’m not seeing how you connected those dots, chief.
Why is a GDI just like a pool table? They both have six pockets and frat stars use them to make money. TFM.
-South Carolina
That’s terrible. You’re terrible.
Straight up getting blowies, smoking fields, snorting mountains, eating shroom-a-looms, talking to Jesus, and remembering my manners. TFM.
-Mississippi
Two-thirds of the way through this submission, the drugs wore off.
Don’t touch this guy’s fucking snacks.
Now THAT’S a photo bomb.
Just watching porn in class. What’s the big deal?
You know he closed on those sweaty titties.
Something tells me that dad was operating a video camera later in the evening.
A little ice cream and a horsey ride. TFM.
Cool Chinese yo-yo, you geed commie.
Even if that Telletubbie is a pledge, what’s the other guy’s fucking excuse?
Bart Simpson is coming out of that dude’s ass.
Bitches love that muddy look.
Continue to page 2 for more photos and videos…
The only good thing about Theta Chi is that they aren’t Pike.
12 years ago at 2:33 pmYeah fuck those guys, they don’t even wear sperries like us
12 years ago at 2:32 pmI actually thought that GDI to pool table metaphor was clever.
12 years ago at 2:43 pmMildly clever but so fucking wordy that it just comes off as a kid trying way too hard to make his metaphor work
12 years ago at 5:36 pm^ disagree, it was clever. It should have made the wall.
12 years ago at 7:58 pmIt’s a simile because it uses like or as.
12 years ago at 7:10 am^You’re gonna nail those SAT’s.
12 years ago at 9:47 pm^Backhanded compliment. TFM
12 years ago at 9:43 amFuck ΣAE.
12 years ago at 2:49 pmyou know you’re frat when you can type all greek and whatnot
12 years ago at 9:33 pmwow look at the funbags on that hosehound
12 years ago at 3:38 pmThis world would be a much darker place without Lucy Pinder’s magnificent chest cannons.
12 years ago at 3:49 pmNow, now we all know the absolute anguish of being on FF 2 weeks in a row for that horrid video don’t we fellas at NMSU….. EAT A DICK KAPPA SIG! (because we all know you do)
12 years ago at 4:02 pmAre Lucy’s sweater puppies natural? I’d love to show her the fish tank in my room.
12 years ago at 4:37 pm100% all-natural. Too bad she’s from England, and realistically has no interest in our fish tanks…
12 years ago at 6:10 amDid I hear a baby crying in that first video?
12 years ago at 6:27 pmUniversity of Oregon DTD looking great with the Chinese yo-yo.
12 years ago at 6:38 pmpossibly the greatest chaser ever featured…
12 years ago at 9:11 pm