FAIL FRIDAY: Blessed
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Whenever I see my slam, my frock (frat cock) gets so hard it tears through my frubbies (frat Chubbies). TFM.
-Anonymous
It’s good that you’re sexually attracted to your slam.
Whenever I see a girl drop her books on campus I always help her pick them up. Not to be a gentleman, but for the gains. All about the gains bro. TFM.
-Anonymous
Spring break is coming. Gotta stay toned.
Bitches be like, “I just want a stable relationship.” Girl y u out every weekend at the club and shit? TFuckYouLisaM.
-Anonymous
Ohhh snap! Lisa got called out!
Jerking off and finishing in your brother’s fish tank. TFM.
-Anonymous
Dude why are you punishing those fish? They didn’t do anything to deserve that.
I’m not in the 1%, have no scholarships, and drive a 15-year-old Lexus sedan. Despite this, I am a scratch golfer and I have sex with some pretty attractive females. TFM.
-Anonymous
Go play in traffic, guy.
Set Reagan as my phone background. Stare at him during downtime at the gym to get pumped for the next set. TFM.
-Anonymous
“Nah son, I don’t take pre-workout. I just stare at this photo of the 40th President of the United States. Reagan gets me fired up.”
“Dude do you have a chode?” “Nah bro just copping dome.” “Why is her head literally in your pants?” “Cause I’m in a fucking frat, that’s why.” TFM.
-Anonymous
I don’t know what’s going on here.
Slipping her some laxative on your first date to see how she handles diversity. TFM.
-Anonymous
I agree that finding out how a potential mate would react in an instant diarrhea situation is important.
When a girl at a party is all like “Where am I? This isn’t the retirement home. Are you my grandson?” as you nod your head and notice her Adams’s apple as you lead her back to your house to bang. TFM.
-Anonymous
Check out the name tag. You’re in my world now, grandma.
Having Chloroform, but not needing to use it. TFM.
-Anonymous
You don’t even need those knockout drugs to get laid? Check out Casanova over here.
Oh look! A deli meat!
You bleeding? Yeah, you’re bleeding.
Guy on the right is like “Woah! This is crazy! I don’t even know!”
Somebody peed on his butt.
I too make that face when I poo.
Check out the jacket on this guy. He’s just too cool.
Things only get worse when he realizes there’s no toilet paper.
Pretty casual wedding, huh?
Man down.
Cat Daddy when I strip.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That fucking neon jacket. My future brother-in-law bought that a couple days ago….he thought he looked FAF. He’ll never wear it again. The one time the intern did something right. Way to go intern, you fuck.
11 years ago at 11:11 amIt must be an apocalypse here on the East Coast. There’s a fuckton of snow AND the intern has FF out before noon? I was going to say I gained a little respect for you, intern, but you can still go fuck yourself.
11 years ago at 11:12 amGod bless Australia.
11 years ago at 11:29 amCan we stop with this bullshit of anonymous users posting just to get on fail friday? It’s not as funny and fucking stupid Intern. It’s better when when the submissions are kids trying and just pathetically failing rather than trying to say stupid shit to get on fail friday. Come on give us something better, we deserve it.
11 years ago at 11:38 am“Names were omitted to protect the guilty”
11 years ago at 1:18 pmIt’s about damn time Lisa got called out.
11 years ago at 11:44 amSigma Chi needs to learn how to properly display our flag
11 years ago at 12:16 pmClearly you do dumb shit. When hanging it on a window, you always display the stars to the left for the viewers on the street.
11 years ago at 12:50 pmThe TKE presence never fails
11 years ago at 12:58 pmThe face of confusion is also the face of concussion.
11 years ago at 2:27 pm“I’m not in the 1%, have no scholarships, and drive a 15-year-old Lexus sedan. Despite this, I am a scratch golfer and I have sex with some pretty attractive females. TFM.” Wow looks like someone clicked on top TFM’s of all time and tried to re-create the submission. I fuckin hate you for this, you unoriginal chode.
11 years ago at 3:09 pmThat Phi Delta Theta video was the worst video I have ever watched in my entire life.
11 years ago at 5:00 pm