FAIL FRIDAY: Blocking The Cock
Ten real submissions, 23 photos, and four videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Lord, if I’m ever ungrateful, just remind me that there are GDIs who don’t own any Brooks Brothers chinos. TFM.
I hope God strikes you with lightning.
“Accidentally” copping a feel off your female cousin in the family touch football game. TFM.
The holidays are the best time for incest.
I have to bring extra underwear wherever I go because I sporadically jizz my pants for no apparent reason.
Pretty sure you have the wrong website.
Looking up pics of Tim Riggins from Friday Night Lights and wishing I could be like that. TFM.
You’re a sad and strange little man.
Exclusively eating dog food to save money for booze and blow hahahahahahelpmehahaha. TFM.
Might be time to head to rehab, friend.
Being known for pulling out your cock at philanthropy events. TFM.
That’s a totally normal reputation.
Most girls wanna do the sex stuff with me but I’m really just focusing on my school work and frat. TFM.
The sex stuff. They wanna do it with him.
Told her it must be her lucky day, cuz big ass dicks run in my family and I wasn’t adopted. TFM.
Ohhhhhhh snap.
It’s all fun and games til that butthole is right in your face and you told her that you’d tongue punch it like Holyfield. TFM.
He’s right — it is all fun and games until then.
Making your slams a ring out of your pubes and forcing them to wear it everywhere they goes. TFM.
You give a ring made of your pubic hair to women after sexual intercourse.
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Blocking The Cock
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Just in time for my post taco bell/beer poop.
10 years ago at 12:19 pmGod dammit I love Tim Riggins, no homo.
10 years ago at 12:22 pmRiggins pulls
10 years ago at 12:54 pmI think that guy had sexual relations with a honey badger.
10 years ago at 12:24 pmOr a tranny
10 years ago at 12:45 pmOr a roll of barbed wire
10 years ago at 1:12 pmMotion to declaw sorority girls across the country
10 years ago at 1:42 pmSeconded
10 years ago at 2:16 pmI guess being the TFM intern wouldn’t have been a big enough disappointment to your parents so you had to be the tsm tech guy
10 years ago at 2:25 pmNot as big of a disappointment as you though.
10 years ago at 5:45 pmHey, TSMTechGuy is cool. I got your back, homie. 🙂
10 years ago at 7:25 pmLooks like we got another feminist on this website…
10 years ago at 9:36 pmI guess your crackhead parents are happy with the way you turned out.
10 years ago at 3:07 amThanks for tacking the eboard video on at the end. I missed all your tweets about it, links to it on Facebook, and the notification you sent to my phone.
10 years ago at 12:25 pmI like Exec Board as much as I like a throbbing, vascular dong in my mouth. So, you know, a lot, actually.
10 years ago at 12:47 pmthe edit you made to my comment is funnier then your entire webseries
10 years ago at 1:43 pmThan*
10 years ago at 1:44 pmthanks babe
10 years ago at 1:47 pmHe’s not your babe.
10 years ago at 3:42 pmYes he is.
10 years ago at 5:43 pmAlpha Sigma Phi keeps showing up strong every week yet I sill have no idea who they are.
10 years ago at 12:27 pmLooking at fail friday sometimes I don’t know who we are either.
10 years ago at 12:56 pmThere’s always a few NF eggs in the bunch.
10 years ago at 2:36 pmIn Alpha Sigs case those, there’s way more than a few.
10 years ago at 3:50 pmIt’s mostly just that one chapter.
10 years ago at 4:41 pmEvery chapter at Marshall University looks like that.
10 years ago at 6:28 pmWe were going on strong for a year or so, then things have just gone so downhill the past couple months and now we’re on here all the time.
I guess that’s what we get for starting up so many colonies.
10 years ago at 4:11 amfastest growing fraternity is something nationals champions, it isn’t always a good thing
10 years ago at 3:06 amThat’s because they’re trying to become the 21st century TKE. Charters for everybody!
10 years ago at 11:20 amWith candles burning and the classical pandora station playing, I am unsure if I’m studying for finals or on my honeymoon…either way I am aroused and learning new things
10 years ago at 12:27 pmDamn. I knew I shouldn’t have taken my shit already.
10 years ago at 12:30 pmI Didn’t know you could make your own Yankee Candle!?
10 years ago at 12:30 pmFine, more for me.
10 years ago at 12:38 pmDon’t get any ideas kid.
10 years ago at 12:39 pmNever ask questions. That was your big mistake.
10 years ago at 4:07 pmThe old guy dancing is from the Sac State Tailgate. He’s super gay and just gets fucked up and dances around midtown Sacramento every night.
10 years ago at 12:31 pmand you’re saying this makes him unique among California residents?
10 years ago at 12:35 pmTim riggins nailed every babe on that show
10 years ago at 12:32 pm