FAIL FRIDAY: Blocking The Cock
Ten real submissions, 23 photos, and four videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Lord, if I’m ever ungrateful, just remind me that there are GDIs who don’t own any Brooks Brothers chinos. TFM.
I hope God strikes you with lightning.
“Accidentally” copping a feel off your female cousin in the family touch football game. TFM.
The holidays are the best time for incest.
I have to bring extra underwear wherever I go because I sporadically jizz my pants for no apparent reason.
Pretty sure you have the wrong website.
Looking up pics of Tim Riggins from Friday Night Lights and wishing I could be like that. TFM.
You’re a sad and strange little man.
Exclusively eating dog food to save money for booze and blow hahahahahahelpmehahaha. TFM.
Might be time to head to rehab, friend.
Being known for pulling out your cock at philanthropy events. TFM.
That’s a totally normal reputation.
Most girls wanna do the sex stuff with me but I’m really just focusing on my school work and frat. TFM.
The sex stuff. They wanna do it with him.
Told her it must be her lucky day, cuz big ass dicks run in my family and I wasn’t adopted. TFM.
Ohhhhhhh snap.
It’s all fun and games til that butthole is right in your face and you told her that you’d tongue punch it like Holyfield. TFM.
He’s right — it is all fun and games until then.
Making your slams a ring out of your pubes and forcing them to wear it everywhere they goes. TFM.
You give a ring made of your pubic hair to women after sexual intercourse.
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Blocking The Cock
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I’m am sorry but I might go full ray rice if that much skin is being taken off my back, straight up self defense, after I finish of course.
10 years ago at 12:33 pmI cringed so hard after watching that goober try to do a beer bong.
10 years ago at 12:34 pmThat Beer Bong is fucking hilarious though.
10 years ago at 12:35 pmSex stuff kid got beat up a lot in high school. On second thought, he might still be in high school.
10 years ago at 12:36 pmChaser at the end relocated a lot of the blood in my body. Nice touch
10 years ago at 12:37 pmHopefully away from your heart
10 years ago at 1:37 pmThere’s none in his brain to begin with…
10 years ago at 6:44 pmI’d imagine that the #TKESWAG candle smells like stale beer, urine, shame, and rape.
10 years ago at 12:38 pmThe Pi Lambda Phi has the smallest composite I’ve ever seen….WTF
10 years ago at 12:39 pmMerry Christmas nerds.
10 years ago at 12:40 pmThere are consistently 3-7 pictures of piss covered pass outs each week. There is always exactly one labeled “man down.” I for one am intrigued by the process that determines which picture is selected for the “man down” label.
10 years ago at 12:42 pmGood observations there Skip.
10 years ago at 3:21 pmGood idea but poor execution, skip.
10 years ago at 2:14 amGood idea but poor execution, skip
10 years ago at 11:59 amDamn, you guys are struggling.
10 years ago at 1:57 pmGuy on a leash looks stupid, but you know he got laid that night
10 years ago at 12:53 pm