FAIL FRIDAY: Body Shots Off Bros
Ten real submissions, nineteen photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
I submit 10 TFM’s a day because I have to get one posted or my life is over. TFM.
-Texas
Fuck you, pledge.
Fingering your slampiece solely for the forearm workout. TFM.
-New York
It’s not sexual? Just a little forearm power sesh? Proceed.
Soaking your golf balls in blood and semen. TFM.
-South Carolina
Why? I’m seriously curious. What does this accomplish?
Getting “milk my neighbor’s pregnant labrador retriever” drunk. It’s a TFM.
–DeVry University
We’ve all been there.
Drinking a box of wine and gently masturbating yourself to sleep. TFM.
-South Carolina
Lose the box. Slap the bag. Perfect Saturday night.
Getting more squirrel than an oak tree. TFM.
–Texas
If he specified that it was a smooth, recently shaven squirrel this would’ve made the TFM wall.
Being able to hold a complete logistical conversation with another brother, in total darkness, without using any words. TFM.
-Florida
Perfect tagline for the DVD cover of the gay frat porn I’m producing.
My son will know the Greek alphabet long before the English one. TFM.
-Kentucky
Brace yourself for some incredibly disappointing report card results.
Saying “I’m thinkin’ Arby’s” before eating out the slam. TFM.
–Texas
You’re thinking about this?
Money can’t be me love, but it can buy me several Asian prostitutes and a cleanup man to dispose of the bodies.
–Arkansas
Yeah, that just happened. On to the photos…
It’s all fun and games until someone checks his pulse.
From the right: full suit, jacket, blazer, pledge t-shirt and cargos, laughter.
Turns out, the powerpoint is incredibly ineffective with crutches.
Sometimes trying to “chug photobomb” people on your 21st birthday doesn’t work out.
20” inseams and sideways couches. NF.
“Get a pic of me and my Nordstrom’s bags, brosephina.”
Body shots off bros in the year 2061. TFM.
This is a stripper in what I assume is the dressing room of a low-dollar tittie bar.
Two bros with chiseled abs and tribal tats Instagram-ing their 300-inspired Halloween costumes.
Dufus in white flip-flops wins lime green Shamu at carnival.
This was posted on Facebook with the caption: “Frat cat chillin’ in the frocket.”
For the love of God, someone get the guy on the far left with the C-cups a fucking bra.
That awkward moment when the guy in the gorilla suit rapes the guy in the banana suit.
Cross-dressing and dancing on the roof of your car like it’s the end of the world. It’s a TFM.
Holy shit, it’s Sig Ep Raiden.
When you can’t afford a hot tub, innovation is necessary.
Sigma Chi Rises:
This is, without a doubt, one of the most uncomfortably terrible and hilarious things I’ve ever seen in my life.
TKE does an unbelievable job of convincing no one to rush:
Chaser of a girl with a ridiculous rack riding a bicycle down a bumpy road:
Chaser of former Bond girl, Olga Kurylenko, doing yoga:
If you missed last week’s Fail Friday, CLICK HERE, and be sure to check out the TFM Sweetheart of the Week, Haley Hines.
DeVry University. classic.
12 years ago at 1:08 pm^fucking this.
12 years ago at 2:05 pm^^
12 years ago at 3:08 pmThe guy in the video it’s probably TKEpledge. Fuck you TKEpledge and fuck TKE.
12 years ago at 1:09 pmAre you the homo dressed like a spartan then?
12 years ago at 8:50 pm^. Fuck pike
12 years ago at 9:13 pmNice try Pi Kappa Almost, your second under TKE if not first on appearing most on Fail Fridays. Go cry in a corner and reevaluate why you joined such a shitty organization. Oh and agreed to above, fuck pike.
12 years ago at 10:43 amNot impressed.
12 years ago at 1:13 pmI love that SigEp got raped in this Fail Friday hahaha.
12 years ago at 1:15 pm^this
12 years ago at 1:41 pmSigEp went HAM today
12 years ago at 1:53 pmWe go HAM every day.
12 years ago at 2:45 pmYeah it was pretty brutal for us today.
12 years ago at 6:29 pmHAM went SigEp today
12 years ago at 2:38 pmWe got destroyed today..
12 years ago at 2:53 pmI thought the Sig Chi Rises thing wasn’t too bad. If the acting wasn’t so shitty it might have been cool.
12 years ago at 1:15 pmAlso, SigEp. Not a balanced day for “balanced men”…
12 years ago at 1:16 pmReal Academy Award-worthy stuff from stunt coordinator Jason Millner.
12 years ago at 1:36 pmExcept the huge plot hole of the pledges saving the day. Go to 2:56, he has a pledge pin on.
12 years ago at 4:16 pmAre you fucking kidding? That was gayer than AIDS
12 years ago at 4:39 pm^^ It’s a brother with a pledge pin on. Listen to what he says.
12 years ago at 1:25 pmI guess thats what happens when your fraternity goes bankrupt.
12 years ago at 11:01 pm^ Yeah, we’re broke as shit. So fucking broke. Just look at how broke we are.
12 years ago at 11:39 pmhttp://www.sigmachi.org/foundation/files/foundation/2011_Annual_Report.pdf
Took way too long. You just lost bathroom privileges for the whole class. I hope you’re proud of yourself you fucking fuck-up.
12 years ago at 1:15 pm^
12 years ago at 11:52 amWhite Power
12 years ago at 1:17 pm^
12 years ago at 12:19 pmYou are welcome for the first chaser, Intern.
That “frat cat” is gonna ruin his Wal-Mart tie.
12 years ago at 1:18 pm^
12 years ago at 9:14 pmThe cross-dressing Sig Eps are from my school and I know the one in the longer skirt. Thank you for making my day.
12 years ago at 1:19 pmOh hey what’s up Sam 🙂
12 years ago at 4:18 pmHow does that tiny bra keep those gazongas in check? I love bikes.
12 years ago at 1:22 pm