FAIL FRIDAY: Body Shots Off Bros
Ten real submissions, nineteen photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
I submit 10 TFM’s a day because I have to get one posted or my life is over. TFM.
-Texas
Fuck you, pledge.
Fingering your slampiece solely for the forearm workout. TFM.
-New York
It’s not sexual? Just a little forearm power sesh? Proceed.
Soaking your golf balls in blood and semen. TFM.
-South Carolina
Why? I’m seriously curious. What does this accomplish?
Getting “milk my neighbor’s pregnant labrador retriever” drunk. It’s a TFM.
–DeVry University
We’ve all been there.
Drinking a box of wine and gently masturbating yourself to sleep. TFM.
-South Carolina
Lose the box. Slap the bag. Perfect Saturday night.
Getting more squirrel than an oak tree. TFM.
–Texas
If he specified that it was a smooth, recently shaven squirrel this would’ve made the TFM wall.
Being able to hold a complete logistical conversation with another brother, in total darkness, without using any words. TFM.
-Florida
Perfect tagline for the DVD cover of the gay frat porn I’m producing.
My son will know the Greek alphabet long before the English one. TFM.
-Kentucky
Brace yourself for some incredibly disappointing report card results.
Saying “I’m thinkin’ Arby’s” before eating out the slam. TFM.
–Texas
You’re thinking about this?
Money can’t be me love, but it can buy me several Asian prostitutes and a cleanup man to dispose of the bodies.
–Arkansas
Yeah, that just happened. On to the photos…
It’s all fun and games until someone checks his pulse.
From the right: full suit, jacket, blazer, pledge t-shirt and cargos, laughter.
Turns out, the powerpoint is incredibly ineffective with crutches.
Sometimes trying to “chug photobomb” people on your 21st birthday doesn’t work out.
20” inseams and sideways couches. NF.
“Get a pic of me and my Nordstrom’s bags, brosephina.”
Body shots off bros in the year 2061. TFM.
This is a stripper in what I assume is the dressing room of a low-dollar tittie bar.
Two bros with chiseled abs and tribal tats Instagram-ing their 300-inspired Halloween costumes.
Dufus in white flip-flops wins lime green Shamu at carnival.
This was posted on Facebook with the caption: “Frat cat chillin’ in the frocket.”
For the love of God, someone get the guy on the far left with the C-cups a fucking bra.
That awkward moment when the guy in the gorilla suit rapes the guy in the banana suit.
Cross-dressing and dancing on the roof of your car like it’s the end of the world. It’s a TFM.
Holy shit, it’s Sig Ep Raiden.
When you can’t afford a hot tub, innovation is necessary.
Sigma Chi Rises:
This is, without a doubt, one of the most uncomfortably terrible and hilarious things I’ve ever seen in my life.
TKE does an unbelievable job of convincing no one to rush:
Chaser of a girl with a ridiculous rack riding a bicycle down a bumpy road:
Chaser of former Bond girl, Olga Kurylenko, doing yoga:
If you missed last week’s Fail Friday, CLICK HERE, and be sure to check out the TFM Sweetheart of the Week, Haley Hines.
Sig ep got wrecked this week
12 years ago at 1:24 pmIt is a fucking embarrassment. Time to clean house.
12 years ago at 1:43 pmTime to clean house indeed. I am old enough to remember when Sig Ep was a top-tier fraternity. We were “unbalanced” men back in the day. And we were hazed without mercy. Coincidence? I don’t think so. (By the way, we would have hung the cross-dressers in that picture from a fence in Wyoming quicker than you could say Matthew Shepard.) VDBL, y’all.
12 years ago at 2:49 pm^
12 years ago at 7:32 pmFucking TKE
12 years ago at 1:27 pmThey nearly doubled chapter size this rush season. TKE once, TKE twice.
12 years ago at 12:09 amPretty sure those milk jugs are shaking the road, not the other way around.
12 years ago at 1:31 pmhttp://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma4dysuW4Y1qguo9bo1_250.gif
Katee Life. You’re welcome gentlemen
12 years ago at 1:31 pmthank god for the internet and people like you with nothing but time to find these treasures. my sincere gratitude and appreciation for adding to my spank-bank
12 years ago at 1:52 pmClassic ISU SigEps….
12 years ago at 1:32 pmSurely you mean Illinois State…
12 years ago at 2:08 pmi second this^
12 years ago at 2:08 pmClearly, Illinois State SigEps are embarrassing…
12 years ago at 4:26 pmI didn’t know that monkey JaVale Mcgee was in sig ep
12 years ago at 1:35 pmFirst.
12 years ago at 1:37 pmI’m buying myself a camera and the slam a bicycle.
12 years ago at 1:40 pmSigep went hard
12 years ago at 1:41 pmCan you take down the pi kapp photo please. of the “rad threads”
12 years ago at 1:41 pmLooks like you just have to deal with it pal.
12 years ago at 1:52 pmDon’t bitch about it, laugh and get over yourself if your letters get posted on Fail Friday
12 years ago at 1:57 pmI took it down. You pretender.
12 years ago at 1:57 pm^ someone’s a pussy
12 years ago at 1:59 pmDon’t take it down. He needs to fucking learn from his mistakes.
12 years ago at 2:19 pmTaking down embarrassing photos because a pansy said please. RFM.
12 years ago at 3:38 pmIt’s all fun and games until your chromosome deficient selves end up posted on the TFM Fail Friday wall. Right, chief?
12 years ago at 9:11 amI didn’t find it funny anyways, the blow covered pool table was much more funny.
12 years ago at 10:46 amRight ^^
12 years ago at 4:02 pm