FAIL FRIDAY: Booty Had Me Like
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Realizing the aspects of your life that are “not frat” and then fixing them. TFM.
You are one pathetic loser.
How many fratstars does it take to change a light bulb? None. We prefer Natural Light. TFM.
See what he did there?
Stick my frock in a froyo, call that Greek yogurt. TWeezyM.
Wut?
Only charging your phone to 69 percent. TFM.
Just doesn’t seem very smart.
Insisting your friends smell your fingers after you tell them a crazy masturbation story. TFM.
Are you a chick? Or just a dude that masturbates in a prostate-focused fashion?
I just wore a suit to a phone interview. TFM.
Cool story, Hansel!
Taking such long shits that you have to get up mid-shit and walk around the bathroom just to maintain circulation in your legs. TFM.
Sounds like a personal problem.
Going shirtless to the post office so you can put on your new letters right out of the box. TFM.
I mean you could’ve worn a shirt and just changed immediately.
Getting kicked out of the library for putting all the women’s rights books in the fiction section. TFM.
Seems unnecessary.
Whilst thrusting my slam and wearing my Sperrys and about to frock vomit on her fritties (titties with a triple fratty twist) I yelled out, “FRAAAAT.” It’s a TFM.
What is wrong with you?
Why do you continue to disappoint with your tardiness? Intern, you’re a skid mark on the underpants of society.
11 years ago at 12:15 pmYou’re in my world now, grandma.
11 years ago at 12:22 pmThe only thing he’s in is your sister intern.
11 years ago at 12:26 pmMy sister passed away in 2010. Cause of death: frock.
11 years ago at 12:28 pmMain suspect: Dan Frockington
11 years ago at 12:30 pmI see you sent nude selfies to Dorn to get your Exec status. Do you feel dirty?
11 years ago at 12:50 pmThis Fail Friday was boring as fuck. I’m going to go troll TSM stories about their depression and weight problems.
11 years ago at 12:41 pmYou suck cock almost as much as the intern.
11 years ago at 1:07 pm
11 years ago at 1:12 pmWhat the shit?
11 years ago at 1:23 pmbitch
11 years ago at 3:39 pmShit forgot a chaser BRB
11 years ago at 12:16 pmYou had one job!
11 years ago at 12:23 pmI added one get off my dick
11 years ago at 12:26 pmYou’re a fucking idiot
11 years ago at 12:23 pmCome in guys, give the intern a break. Mistakes happen. I mean it’s not like he posts this every week.
11 years ago at 3:23 pmAn early Fail Friday, is hell freezing over?
11 years ago at 12:18 pmFuck you intern, putting all the women’s rights books in the fiction section is most definitely a TFM.
11 years ago at 12:18 pmMeant to post my original comment here. You guys at TFM should put the ^ This and Take a lap feature on the individual Fails. I think we can all agree that non of these belong on the wall but some of them are pretty funny. Couldn’t help but laugh at this one pointed out in Bleach Chugger’s comment and the piss test one from last week.
11 years ago at 2:26 pmGo on.
11 years ago at 4:55 pmThat fat guy is killing life.
11 years ago at 12:18 pmFucking goober doesn’t even know that Zelda is the princess and Link is the one with the sword
11 years ago at 12:21 pmYou got him good.
11 years ago at 12:48 pmNo Chaser?! make a blindfold
11 years ago at 12:22 pmFuck you intern, how can you fuck up every week and still not be euthanized for fear of you reproducing.
11 years ago at 12:22 pmYou come back every week because this column is the only good thing in your entire life. You’re welcome.
11 years ago at 12:27 pmThe light bulb joke was funny you fuck stick intern.
11 years ago at 12:23 pmWoof woof mutha frarkers
11 years ago at 12:23 pm