FAIL FRIDAY: Bottom Tier Pants Peeing

TFM Intern9 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and 6 videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

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When you wake up hungover af and you would literally pay someone to jack you off. TFM.

I know how you feel, man. Every single time.

Me and my bro went to get our buttholes waxed. While painful, it has decreased our wiping time exponentially. Highly recommended to all bros. TFM.

As a fellow bro, I will be following your advice, bro.

Purposely sticking your finger in her butt just so you can stick it under your bros’ noses for the next 4-5 days. TFM.

Motherfucker wash your disgusting dookie hands.

My general rule of thumb is that if the butthole is waxed or neatly trimmed, I’ll usually punch it with my tongue. If it’s half-assed (no pun) or unkept I am going to put my Cremiuex chinos on and get the fuck outta there. TFM.

So much brown eye talk this week. It’s a revolution.

Getting expelled from a private catholic high school for fucking a nun’s feet. TFM.

Well, you’re going to Hell.

Listening exclusively to rap music and openly saying the N-word yet your frat doesn’t accept black folks. TFM.

Black folks? What year is it?

Saying, “I’m about to haze your pussy,” as you slide off your skinny jeans. TFM.

I legit might quit this internship today.

My Tim Riggins tattoo that I got on Spring Break became infected and I had to leave early. TFM.

Texas forever.

Growing my locks out so they flow like Tim Riggins on a hot Texas July afternoon. TFM.

Alright what the shit with the Tim Riggins references.

Getting fined by your chapter every time you mention Tim Riggins at a social event. TFM.

Well, this Fail Friday was worthless to anyone that didn’t watch Friday Night Lights or love anal.

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