FAIL FRIDAY: Bottom Tier Pants Peeing
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and 6 videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
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When you wake up hungover af and you would literally pay someone to jack you off. TFM.
I know how you feel, man. Every single time.
Me and my bro went to get our buttholes waxed. While painful, it has decreased our wiping time exponentially. Highly recommended to all bros. TFM.
As a fellow bro, I will be following your advice, bro.
Purposely sticking your finger in her butt just so you can stick it under your bros’ noses for the next 4-5 days. TFM.
Motherfucker wash your disgusting dookie hands.
My general rule of thumb is that if the butthole is waxed or neatly trimmed, I’ll usually punch it with my tongue. If it’s half-assed (no pun) or unkept I am going to put my Cremiuex chinos on and get the fuck outta there. TFM.
So much brown eye talk this week. It’s a revolution.
Getting expelled from a private catholic high school for fucking a nun’s feet. TFM.
Well, you’re going to Hell.
Listening exclusively to rap music and openly saying the N-word yet your frat doesn’t accept black folks. TFM.
Black folks? What year is it?
Saying, “I’m about to haze your pussy,” as you slide off your skinny jeans. TFM.
I legit might quit this internship today.
My Tim Riggins tattoo that I got on Spring Break became infected and I had to leave early. TFM.
Texas forever.
Growing my locks out so they flow like Tim Riggins on a hot Texas July afternoon. TFM.
Alright what the shit with the Tim Riggins references.
Getting fined by your chapter every time you mention Tim Riggins at a social event. TFM.
Well, this Fail Friday was worthless to anyone that didn’t watch Friday Night Lights or love anal.
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That was a very strong table.
9 years ago at 1:39 pmIs it fitting that they would advertise their new video on Fail Friday? Good move, intern.
9 years ago at 4:13 pmGoing to hell NF high schooler
9 years ago at 4:52 pm#buttstuff2016…make America great again
9 years ago at 6:09 pmGod Dammit that Lambda Chi Chapter is a disgrace to fraternities all around… The kid I wanted to punch in the face the least is standing front and center telling letters and he is about as cool as the grades bitch my chapter took in last fall when we were in deep shit for being as low as the black frats on this campus
9 years ago at 9:12 pmRepping* not telling
9 years ago at 9:13 pmWell, judging by the fact that your comment is a poorly worded piece of garbage, I can see how your fraternity struggled academically.
9 years ago at 10:55 pmIf your chapter has never struggled academically then did you even rush?
9 years ago at 11:15 pmhuh? Did you mean to say pledge? Anyone can rush you fucking idiot
9 years ago at 5:37 pmPledging assumes someone gave you a bid which I highly doubt
9 years ago at 12:09 pmDamn. I took that straight no chaser. I hate myself.
9 years ago at 9:53 pm“Drinking Four Loko Out of a Wine Glass”? Do better Intern no self respecting dude has used a wine glass since box wine hit the scene
9 years ago at 11:34 pmThat’s on pretty hairy back
9 years ago at 2:48 pmI did not give that guy permission to get a tattoo of me!
9 years ago at 10:49 pm