FAIL FRIDAY: Bros In Bikinis

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

The polo lets them know I frat, the gym shorts lets them know I lift, and the Jordans let them know I dunk. TFM.
-Tennessee

Literally none of those things let them know any of that.

Tricking a brother into licking a girl’s cleavage that you just had your meat in. TFM.
-Georgia

There are few things worse than licking cleavage that your bro just had his meat in.

I was crushing a case of Natty and well, long story frat, I banged some random. TFM.
-Virginia

How was class today, son? “Well mom, long story frat, I didn’t fucking go…bitch.”

That awkward moment when the frat is using your iPod for tunes at the party and Bieber comes on after Wagon Wheel. TFM.
–Tennessee

I hope someone took that iPod and made you eat it.

Killing a 30 with the bros after saying, “It’s gonna be a chill night.” TFM.
-Anonymous

I bet you throw up the shocker in photos.

Telling Geeds to quit fuckin dreaming when they say they’ve had sex “Tons of times”. TFM.
-Georgia

This had to have been submitted by a 10-year-old.

Shacking on the frat castle’s new couch. TFM. Scratching up the frat castle’s new couch. TCatM.
-Maryland

Kitty’s got claws.

Going to class in a school you don’t even go to, just to pick up some new meat. TFM.
–Connecticut

Hey, who’s the new guy? “He doesn’t go here. He’s just here to pick up some new meat.”

Placing your croakies between your dick and balls, then trying to see how long they will dangle before they fall. TFM.
-New York

Sounds like a really fun game.

Sending a crazy slam a fake death certificate in order to throw her off your trail. TFM.
-Alabama

Who’s it from? What’s the return address? Why would she be receiving this? Were you legally married? So many questions.

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They didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose them.

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Karate? More like fratarate.

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Puking so hard that your pants fall down. TFM.

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Only drinking scotch with your face on it. TFM.

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Look at this fauxhawked geed’s tank top.

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I think he grabbed the wrong swimsuit.

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Gettin’ some pussy.

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You’ve got a little something on your chin.

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Don’t hate him cuz he’s tan, yo.

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This doesn’t look good.

Continue to page 2 for more photos and videos…

  1. InHocTillSheChokes

    Dearest Intern,

    Maybe if you and Dorno took a break from buttfucking in the copy room all morning, we could actually get Fail Friday at a reasonable hour next week.

    Sincerely,

    Commit Suicide

    12 years ago at 1:03 pm
    1. FratDaddyZ

      It’s weird that the Suicide family would name their kid Commit. I guess they couldn’t afford the abortion and wanted to give him a hint.

      12 years ago at 1:16 pm
  2. tekequila

    I know you have to blow Dorn and Bacon and take their pee in your butt. though next week try doing that shit a little faster. Fucking useless Intern

    12 years ago at 1:03 pm
  3. L_M_N_O_buttP

    About fucking time, intern. I was looking up your parents’ address to rape and murder them. An hour longer and you’d have been an orphan.

    12 years ago at 1:03 pm
    1. natty_splatties

      That chippy little asian is about to show her what 2 inches can do if used properly.

      12 years ago at 1:15 pm
  4. The Sixth Year

    I’ll murder your family and shit all over their corpses Intern, and make you watch. Fuck you.

    12 years ago at 1:07 pm
  5. fratdraig_harrington

    Please just start working on next week’s….hmmm….. 5 minutes ago?

    12 years ago at 1:08 pm
  6. RisingFratstarOfTX

    Dude in the first pic better have game if he only needs to one-hand it…poor fella

    12 years ago at 1:09 pm