FAIL FRIDAY: Bros In Bikinis
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
The polo lets them know I frat, the gym shorts lets them know I lift, and the Jordans let them know I dunk. TFM.
-Tennessee
Literally none of those things let them know any of that.
Tricking a brother into licking a girl’s cleavage that you just had your meat in. TFM.
-Georgia
There are few things worse than licking cleavage that your bro just had his meat in.
I was crushing a case of Natty and well, long story frat, I banged some random. TFM.
-Virginia
How was class today, son? “Well mom, long story frat, I didn’t fucking go…bitch.”
That awkward moment when the frat is using your iPod for tunes at the party and Bieber comes on after Wagon Wheel. TFM.
–Tennessee
I hope someone took that iPod and made you eat it.
Killing a 30 with the bros after saying, “It’s gonna be a chill night.” TFM.
-Anonymous
I bet you throw up the shocker in photos.
Telling Geeds to quit fuckin dreaming when they say they’ve had sex “Tons of times”. TFM.
-Georgia
This had to have been submitted by a 10-year-old.
Shacking on the frat castle’s new couch. TFM. Scratching up the frat castle’s new couch. TCatM.
-Maryland
Kitty’s got claws.
Going to class in a school you don’t even go to, just to pick up some new meat. TFM.
–Connecticut
Hey, who’s the new guy? “He doesn’t go here. He’s just here to pick up some new meat.”
Placing your croakies between your dick and balls, then trying to see how long they will dangle before they fall. TFM.
-New York
Sounds like a really fun game.
Sending a crazy slam a fake death certificate in order to throw her off your trail. TFM.
-Alabama
Who’s it from? What’s the return address? Why would she be receiving this? Were you legally married? So many questions.
They didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose them.
Puking so hard that your pants fall down. TFM.
Only drinking scotch with your face on it. TFM.
Look at this fauxhawked geed’s tank top.
I think he grabbed the wrong swimsuit.
You’ve got a little something on your chin.
Don’t hate him cuz he’s tan, yo.
Continue to page 2 for more photos and videos…
Natural Ice? That’s pretty low even for a pike river rampage
12 years ago at 1:09 pmFinally you posted this, you piece of shit intern.
12 years ago at 1:09 pmI’m gonna go ahead and make the call that the fauxhawked geed is probably a male cheerleader and most definitely a queerosexual.
12 years ago at 1:09 pmPronounced queermosexual, I believe.
12 years ago at 6:03 pmWhat a surprise, the fucking Intern fucked up again. What’s the punishment going to be this time? I’ll tell you what it is ‘ol buddy. I’m going to drag you by your skinny fat neck behind a shed and rape you, and you better pepper your anus because I’m going in dry. I don’t even give a fuck if you call the cops, they can’t un-rape you.
12 years ago at 1:11 pmJesus Christ. Intern, please take a fucking paddle and have Dorn do something useful and smack you across the face a couple times. Maybe the knock to the head will get you to put this up closer to your fucking deadline next week.
Sincerely,
I’d be with InHocTillSheChokes, but then there’d be no left in the office to haze but Bacon.
12 years ago at 1:11 pmunacceptable intern..
12 years ago at 1:11 pmI have nothing against gay people but what is with all the queer shit. Damnit intern do you get off to this stuff?
12 years ago at 1:12 pmI am so fucking sick of Fail Friday being late every week. Since you clearly don’t give a fuck when you post, I will give you some incentive you good for nothing sack of shit intern. If Fail Friday is posted on time for the rest of the summer, I will make every single one of our fall pledges buy something from Rowdy Gentleman. If that doesn’t get you to take the cock out of your mouth and do something productive for the next several Fridays, then I don’t know what will. P.S. fuck you
12 years ago at 1:13 pmWe already get a bunch of Rowdy Gentlemen shit but we’ll get more if the intern would quit being such a fucking pussy
12 years ago at 9:17 pm^cool story bro can you tell it again? You’re so fucking frat
12 years ago at 9:51 amWhen are people going to realize rowdy gentleman is stupid as fuck?
12 years ago at 10:30 amI do think their “abolish sleevery” tank is pretty awesome though.
12 years ago at 10:17 amI don’t get it. None of these people would ever get in a southern fraternity?
12 years ago at 1:14 pmIm Ron Burgundy?
12 years ago at 7:07 pm^
12 years ago at 11:58 amPretty sure you have a photo of a dead girl at the end of page 1.
12 years ago at 1:14 pmNaw bro that’s just a pike party, she lost control of the funnel, the ruffies hit her faster than they were expecting, it’s all SOP for pike parties
12 years ago at 9:54 am