FAIL FRIDAY: Bros In Bikinis

TFM Intern12 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

The polo lets them know I frat, the gym shorts lets them know I lift, and the Jordans let them know I dunk. TFM.
-Tennessee

Literally none of those things let them know any of that.

Tricking a brother into licking a girl’s cleavage that you just had your meat in. TFM.
-Georgia

There are few things worse than licking cleavage that your bro just had his meat in.

I was crushing a case of Natty and well, long story frat, I banged some random. TFM.
-Virginia

How was class today, son? “Well mom, long story frat, I didn’t fucking go…bitch.”

That awkward moment when the frat is using your iPod for tunes at the party and Bieber comes on after Wagon Wheel. TFM.
–Tennessee

I hope someone took that iPod and made you eat it.

Killing a 30 with the bros after saying, “It’s gonna be a chill night.” TFM.
-Anonymous

I bet you throw up the shocker in photos.

Telling Geeds to quit fuckin dreaming when they say they’ve had sex “Tons of times”. TFM.
-Georgia

This had to have been submitted by a 10-year-old.

Shacking on the frat castle’s new couch. TFM. Scratching up the frat castle’s new couch. TCatM.
-Maryland

Kitty’s got claws.

Going to class in a school you don’t even go to, just to pick up some new meat. TFM.
–Connecticut

Hey, who’s the new guy? “He doesn’t go here. He’s just here to pick up some new meat.”

Placing your croakies between your dick and balls, then trying to see how long they will dangle before they fall. TFM.
-New York

Sounds like a really fun game.

Sending a crazy slam a fake death certificate in order to throw her off your trail. TFM.
-Alabama

Who’s it from? What’s the return address? Why would she be receiving this? Were you legally married? So many questions.

They didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose them.

Karate? More like fratarate.

Puking so hard that your pants fall down. TFM.

Only drinking scotch with your face on it. TFM.

Look at this fauxhawked geed’s tank top.

I think he grabbed the wrong swimsuit.

Gettin’ some pussy.

You’ve got a little something on your chin.

Don’t hate him cuz he’s tan, yo.

This doesn’t look good.

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