FAIL FRIDAY: Brotherly Love
Ten real submissions, eighteen photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Buying an opposing team’s fan a beer at the bar and then slapping it out of his hands. TFM.
-Mississippi
This seems counterproductive. Why not just tell him to go fuck himself?
Making the pledges wear the cologne you like. TFM.
-Alabama
If you’re not leaning in close to get a huge whiff of each pledge’s neck scent during lineups, you’re not hazing correctly.
Filled my fish tank with Vodka, thinking I bought frat fish. Turned out they were GDI’s. TFM.
-Georgia
It’s only a matter of time before PETA comes for you.
So concerned with having any extra poop on my b-hole that I wipe my ass until it bleeds. If someone can help me with this problem, that would be a TFM.
–DeVry University
Someone needs to help out DeVry.
My coach pulls out, but I don’t. TFM.
-South Carolina
Your coach? What?
Only clipping the fingernails on your right hand. Totally Fingering Move.
–Arizona
So what happens to your left hand? It ends up looking like this?
When your slampiece has to ice her vag after you take her to #town. TFM.
-Texas
Get it? Pound town? Yeah, you get it.
Adolf Shitler pledge has to give a rim job to a jewish girl. TFM.
-Iowa
C’mon man…
Essentially being a squirrel without a bushy tail. TotalRatMove.
– Louisiana
This is not becoming a thing. Descriptions of animals with “T(name of animal)M” will be deleted.
Bleaching balloon-knots. TFM.
–Arizona
He’s saying he bleaches assholes, and that it’s a TFM.
Far left really makes the photo.
Such a gooder edumacation they even teach you how to spell the state your in.
Put on a fucking shirt, you hillbilly.
That just means she knows how to rage. She’s a keeper. Hold on tight and never let go.
They seem like a solid group of bros.
She’s spreading the word. Rush Sigma Chi.
The transformation is almost complete.
When you’re pooping and then you have to puke. TFM.
Dick Nutter and his double ear piercings. TFTC.
Sometimes bros just need to cuddle it out.
He’s sassier than Honey Boo Boo.
Somebody roll this lightweight onto his side.
Wildly embarrassing homecoming invite:
How do you recover from something like this? I would feel like a loser forever.
Not sure if y’all knew this, but a bunch of Christian frat guys threw the party of the fucking year in 2011:
Shitfaced guy refuses to leave bathroom stall:
Kate Upton chaser to wash the bad away:
If you missed last week’s Fail Friday, click here, and be sure to check out this week’s Sweetheart of the Week, Caroline Mitchell. Also, check out this week’s rush boobs.
What’s the over/under on a the Intern being a softie and removing a picture or two based on request this week?
12 years ago at 12:11 pmI’ll take the under on 15 hours.
12 years ago at 1:13 pmYeah I think I know the kid who yarfed on himself and slept in a urinal. Pusssssay.
12 years ago at 9:47 amTruth is, I peed in that girls butt and then it all fell on the bed.
12 years ago at 12:11 pmno you didnt, i watched her piss herself.
12 years ago at 1:51 pmis picture 13 supposed to be a gdi turning fratty or a black guy turning white
12 years ago at 12:15 pmits bob ross turning into a bat mitzvah attendee
12 years ago at 1:06 pm^ for the win
12 years ago at 7:36 pmThis weeks groupie looks kinda crazy. I’d still cum on her face though
12 years ago at 12:17 pmGood to know, we wandering if you rolled like Xander Broughten or were a real frat star. Question answered.
12 years ago at 12:23 pmWhat do you wanna bet that Sigma Chi is over shipping weight?
12 years ago at 12:21 pmI’ve said it before… Just use the Cottonelle gentle aloe wipes after you shit… They work perfectly! No blood, no shit! they also leave your bum feeling silky smooth
12 years ago at 12:23 pmDeVry always has the worst fails…struggle city.
12 years ago at 12:29 pmYou must be new here.
12 years ago at 12:49 pmYMBNH^^
12 years ago at 3:46 pm^^^THIS…
12 years ago at 2:28 pmI kinda want to bang the girl that peed herself
12 years ago at 12:46 pmI’m glad I wasn’t the only one
12 years ago at 1:02 pmshe does seem like she’s got a decent body. And if she ever gives you any lip, you always got the “bedwetter” card in your back pocket
12 years ago at 1:07 pmKate Upton doesn’t need that 20 bucks, I would pay for her cab ride home the next morning.
12 years ago at 12:58 pmThese DeVry ones just get better and better.
12 years ago at 1:37 pm