FAIL FRIDAY: Brotherly Love

TFM Intern12 years ago

Ten real submissions, eighteen photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Buying an opposing team’s fan a beer at the bar and then slapping it out of his hands. TFM.
-Mississippi

This seems counterproductive. Why not just tell him to go fuck himself?

Making the pledges wear the cologne you like. TFM.
-Alabama

If you’re not leaning in close to get a huge whiff of each pledge’s neck scent during lineups, you’re not hazing correctly.

Filled my fish tank with Vodka, thinking I bought frat fish. Turned out they were GDI’s. TFM.
-Georgia

It’s only a matter of time before PETA comes for you.

So concerned with having any extra poop on my b-hole that I wipe my ass until it bleeds. If someone can help me with this problem, that would be a TFM.
–DeVry University

Someone needs to help out DeVry.

My coach pulls out, but I don’t. TFM.
-South Carolina

Your coach? What?

Only clipping the fingernails on your right hand. Totally Fingering Move.
–Arizona

So what happens to your left hand? It ends up looking like this?

When your slampiece has to ice her vag after you take her to #town. TFM.
-Texas

Get it? Pound town? Yeah, you get it.

Adolf Shitler pledge has to give a rim job to a jewish girl. TFM.
-Iowa

C’mon man…

Essentially being a squirrel without a bushy tail. TotalRatMove.
– Louisiana

This is not becoming a thing. Descriptions of animals with “T(name of animal)M” will be deleted.

Bleaching balloon-knots. TFM.
–Arizona

He’s saying he bleaches assholes, and that it’s a TFM.

Chasers. NF.

Far left really makes the photo.

How’d they get his bra off?

Awkward America.

Such a gooder edumacation they even teach you how to spell the state your in.

Put on a fucking shirt, you hillbilly.

That just means she knows how to rage. She’s a keeper. Hold on tight and never let go.

They seem like a solid group of bros.

The naked blackout house lap.

She’s spreading the word. Rush Sigma Chi.

Fashion of the future.

The transformation is almost complete.

TFTC pants.

When you’re pooping and then you have to puke. TFM.

Dick Nutter and his double ear piercings. TFTC.

Sometimes bros just need to cuddle it out.

He’s sassier than Honey Boo Boo.

Somebody roll this lightweight onto his side.

Wildly embarrassing homecoming invite:

How do you recover from something like this? I would feel like a loser forever.

Not sure if y’all knew this, but a bunch of Christian frat guys threw the party of the fucking year in 2011:

Shitfaced guy refuses to leave bathroom stall:

Kate Upton chaser to wash the bad away:

If you missed last week’s Fail Friday, click here, and be sure to check out this week’s Sweetheart of the Week, Caroline Mitchell. Also, check out this week’s rush boobs.