FAIL FRIDAY: Brothership Is Beautiful
10 years ago

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Ten real submissions, 19 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Hooked up with a random the other day. Don’t remember her face. Every time I see someone with her body type, I overanalyze and waste time that could be spent making money. I need to find this girl immediately and kill her so I can make the greatest profit. TFM.

Alright maybe just take a few breaths and calm down, psycho.

Catching a bad cold because your room is always set to 69 degrees Fahrenheit. TFM.

69 like the sex position. Hilarious.

Got kicked out of my girlfriend’s family dinner for throwing a beer back at her dad when he handed me a PBR. Get that GDI fucking beer out of here. TFM.

Your life is going to be long and hard — pretty much the opposite of your dingy.

Gave my bro Stu a verbal warning that I was going to beat the fuck out of him! tfm.

Damn that dude Stu stays fucking up.

Religiously sporting a tank for every outdoor activity despite having sharms (sharms = shoulders blending into arms with no tone — think cankles). TFM.

Bitches love sharms.

Methodically destroying this girls pussy as my cat sits on the bed and shamelessly watches. TFCM.

Total Frat Cat Move.

Convincing the new freshmen girls that you have an average frock and really long balls, when in reality you just have a weak-medium frock and normal-ish balls. TFM.

The fuck classifies balls as normal-ish?

When your still so drunk from the night before that you sit down in class and try to buckle your seatbelt. TFM.

Did you eat a lot of paint chips as a kid?

Using your anus in lieu of smelling salts at the bar when your bro passes out. TFM.

Clever. You should be a doctor.

Grabbing your weiner and chuckling every time a stranger walks by. TFM.

Man, that’s a lot of wiener grabbing and chuckling, assuming you go outdoors ever.

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Realest pose there is.
Realest pose there is.
That is, in fact, not true.
That is, in fact, not true.
Man down.
Man down.
God damn it, dude.
God damn it, dude.
Brothership is beautiful.
Brothership is beautiful.
Someone explain these dual letter-wearing bird tats to me.
Someone explain these dual letter-wearing bird tats to me.
That's what you get for trying too hard.
That’s what you get for trying too hard.
"Pretend you're a dragon!"
“Pretend you’re a dragon!”
He looks miserable.
He looks miserable.
You serious with that outfit, guy?
You serious with that outfit, guy?
10/10 would hit it.
10/10 would hit it.
Sleep well, sweet prince.
Sleep well, sweet prince.
These guys enjoy each others presence.
These guys enjoy each other’s presence.
Should be your LinkedIn photo postgrad.
Should be your LinkedIn photo postgrad.
Shame. Shame. Shame.
Shame. Shame. Shame.
Youre done, son.
You’re done, son.
For the love of fuck.
For the love of fuck.
We get it. You vape.
We get it. You vape.
Well, that just about sums it up.
Well, that just about sums it up.

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