FAIL FRIDAY: Candle In The Wind
Below is the worst user-submitted content of the week in the form of ten TFM’s, 20 photos, and four videos. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame. Have yourself a weekend.
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Once upon a time there was a boy named Rick. He got a bid and then he sucked all the dicks. The end. TFM.
I know Rick and he gives great dome.
I pull up in my Miata and all the hoes get hella wet before I slide through like BYAH. TFM.
It is known that Miatas bring bitches in hordes.
When I see a human being wearing cargo shorts in public I douse them in lighter fluid and bust out the matches. TFM.
Maybe don’t light strangers on fire though.
Hear me out. Have you ever been physically attracted to your grandmother? Like just knowing if it wasn’t for her you wouldn’t be here? Maybe she’s hot. TFM.
Son you are sick in the head.
these days having an anal fetish is normal. i have an ear fetish. i want to fuck ears and ears only. eardrums exploding and shit. TFM.
Put it right in her earhole, bruh.
When Emperor Trump is sworn into office I will be stark ass naked in front of my TV stroking. TFM.
Hopefully staring at pics of Ivana or Melania.
When you’re knuckles deep in the puss and you yell out “STEVE HOLT!” as you prematurely ejac in your pantalones. TFM.
No shame in pre-jacking IMO.
I felt up my cousin in the barn when I was 13 fuck it I didn’t know what I was doing I was horny and young and naive. TFM.
Yeah that makes it totally normal get a therapist dude.
Wearing women’s panties that you stole from the sorority house when you’re alone in your room and crossing your legs and calling yourself Jane in the mirror. TFM.
It puts the lotion on its skin.
I voted for Obama. Time to get that shit out in the open. Man, that feels good. TFM.
Dude it was four years ago let it be.
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First
8 years ago at 1:51 amFirst the worst, second the best
8 years ago at 1:58 amIf you aint’ first, you’re last, buddy.
8 years ago at 2:09 amIronic, given your nationality…
8 years ago at 3:53 amYour president elect just based his entire campaign on the fact that you are no longer first.
8 years ago at 9:24 amFuck you and Fuck Canada.
8 years ago at 10:46 amHey, get fucked ya hoser. Get your watery ass beer outta here.
8 years ago at 10:10 amHe said we were no longer great. He never said we were worse than Canada.
8 years ago at 11:02 amYou’re the worst
8 years ago at 4:04 amUSA USA USA
8 years ago at 1:44 pmA little aren’t we here chief????
8 years ago at 1:53 amA little chief, aren’t we here????
8 years ago at 2:59 amHere, chief, a little we aren’t.
8 years ago at 3:55 amWe here, chief, aren’t we?
8 years ago at 5:17 amChief, we a little aren’t here
8 years ago at 11:27 amStop trying to impress with acting like you work long hours at the office tell 2am, dumbass intern.
8 years ago at 1:55 amCocaine.
8 years ago at 6:08 amThe wall should be on here
8 years ago at 1:56 amJust in time for the late night beer shits
8 years ago at 1:56 amFuck You
8 years ago at 1:56 amWhat I need to know is what’s an average like count for an insta post for you fools? I see these guys maxing out at 50, and I don’t know if it’s because they’re losers or Americans are just less prone to like each other’s photos. Please educate me.
8 years ago at 2:08 amGet the fuck out of here with your questions about “insta posts”. Instragram only exists to find hot chicks who are desperately seeking validation that they are attractive.
8 years ago at 6:04 amI’ll insta waterboard you with a beer bong.
8 years ago at 8:17 amInsta. TSM.
8 years ago at 10:26 amI’ve never been so ashamed of my people. We’ve gone from Paul Henderson to this fucking hoser in a generation
8 years ago at 12:33 amCommentary seemed below average but titty chug was a nice surprise
8 years ago at 2:49 amOh man first decent fail friday in a long time. Even a couple almost nips. Reminds me of when this website didn’t suck a few years back.
8 years ago at 2:55 amThe “couple almost nips” review got me reading the article
8 years ago at 7:55 pmWaking up to a criminal record, a horrifying hangover, and a legendary snapchat story might actually be a TFM
8 years ago at 3:00 am