FAIL FRIDAY: Candle In The Wind

TFM Intern8 years ago

Below is the worst user-submitted content of the week in the form of ten TFM’s, 20 photos, and four videos. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame. Have yourself a weekend.

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Once upon a time there was a boy named Rick. He got a bid and then he sucked all the dicks. The end. TFM.

I know Rick and he gives great dome.

I pull up in my Miata and all the hoes get hella wet before I slide through like BYAH. TFM.

It is known that Miatas bring bitches in hordes.

When I see a human being wearing cargo shorts in public I douse them in lighter fluid and bust out the matches. TFM.

Maybe don’t light strangers on fire though.

Hear me out. Have you ever been physically attracted to your grandmother? Like just knowing if it wasn’t for her you wouldn’t be here? Maybe she’s hot. TFM.

Son you are sick in the head.

these days having an anal fetish is normal. i have an ear fetish. i want to fuck ears and ears only. eardrums exploding and shit. TFM.

Put it right in her earhole, bruh.

When Emperor Trump is sworn into office I will be stark ass naked in front of my TV stroking. TFM.

Hopefully staring at pics of Ivana or Melania.

When you’re knuckles deep in the puss and you yell out “STEVE HOLT!” as you prematurely ejac in your pantalones. TFM.

No shame in pre-jacking IMO.

I felt up my cousin in the barn when I was 13 fuck it I didn’t know what I was doing I was horny and young and naive. TFM.

Yeah that makes it totally normal get a therapist dude.

Wearing women’s panties that you stole from the sorority house when you’re alone in your room and crossing your legs and calling yourself Jane in the mirror. TFM.

It puts the lotion on its skin.

I voted for Obama. Time to get that shit out in the open. Man, that feels good. TFM.

Dude it was four years ago let it be.

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