FAIL FRIDAY: Candle In The Wind
8 years ago

Below is the worst user-submitted content of the week in the form of ten TFM’s, 20 photos, and four videos. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame. Have yourself a weekend.

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Once upon a time there was a boy named Rick. He got a bid and then he sucked all the dicks. The end. TFM.

I know Rick and he gives great dome.

I pull up in my Miata and all the hoes get hella wet before I slide through like BYAH. TFM.

It is known that Miatas bring bitches in hordes.

When I see a human being wearing cargo shorts in public I douse them in lighter fluid and bust out the matches. TFM.

Maybe don’t light strangers on fire though.

Hear me out. Have you ever been physically attracted to your grandmother? Like just knowing if it wasn’t for her you wouldn’t be here? Maybe she’s hot. TFM.

Son you are sick in the head.

these days having an anal fetish is normal. i have an ear fetish. i want to fuck ears and ears only. eardrums exploding and shit. TFM.

Put it right in her earhole, bruh.

When Emperor Trump is sworn into office I will be stark ass naked in front of my TV stroking. TFM.

Hopefully staring at pics of Ivana or Melania.

When you’re knuckles deep in the puss and you yell out “STEVE HOLT!” as you prematurely ejac in your pantalones. TFM.

No shame in pre-jacking IMO.

I felt up my cousin in the barn when I was 13 fuck it I didn’t know what I was doing I was horny and young and naive. TFM.

Yeah that makes it totally normal get a therapist dude.

Wearing women’s panties that you stole from the sorority house when you’re alone in your room and crossing your legs and calling yourself Jane in the mirror. TFM.

It puts the lotion on its skin.

I voted for Obama. Time to get that shit out in the open. Man, that feels good. TFM.

Dude it was four years ago let it be.

GET THE OFFICIAL SHIRT OF FAIL FRIDAY

Being in shape is for losers.
Being in shape is for losers.
Woah dude dial it back a notch.
Woah dude dial it back a notch.
Ayo are you aware you are all wearing dresses?
Ayo are you aware you are all wearing dresses?
No idea why this is featured in this column. Not a fail. Titty chug.
No idea why this is featured in this column. Not a fail. Titty chug.
Get in that fetal position.
Get in that fetal position.
Kitty had claws.
Kitty had claws.
Homey got bike locked.
Homey got bike locked.
Your disgrace your family name, umbrella boy
Your disgrace your family name, umbrella boy
Hey it happens man no worries.
Hey it happens man no worries.
Stacks on stacks on cheesecake miniatures wtf?
Stacks on stacks on 63 cheesecake miniatures wtf?
Good job! Good effort!
Good job! Good effort!
Milone crushes puss.
Milone crushes puss.
Maybe not an appropriate time for a selfie.
Maybe not an appropriate time for a selfie.
Brothers helping brothers. TFM.
Brothers helping brothers. TFM.
He made wee-wee in his pantalones.
He made wee-wee in his pantalones.
Stop saying "littles" dude you are not a sorority girl.
Stop saying “littles” dude you are not a sorority girl.
God damn it man.
God damn it man.
Mother of God stop.
Mother of God stop.
I give up.
I give up.

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  2. JohnnyFratkins

    Apartheid allegedly happened in Genevieve Morton’s native land of South Africa, but I’d love to start apart-thigh on her

    8 years ago at 11:53 am
  3. TaylorSwiftsPubeGroomer

    Canada is the United States attic. We stuff all the shit we don’t want up there and forget about it

    8 years ago at 11:32 am
    2. CanadianB4C0N

      Shit, if you don’t want beer that actually has alcohol in it, real maple syrup, poutine, and legal weed then by all means, store it in the “attic.”

      8 years ago at 12:49 pm