FAIL FRIDAY: Caught With Your Pants Down
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and four videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
When a girl at a party is all like, “I bet my frock is bigger than yours” as you nod your head and hand her a drink as you lead her back to your house to bang. TFM.
Was it? Was it bigger than yours? At least tell us.
Mom agreeing to let you put your letters on the house over break. TFM.
I hope someone burns your try-hard house down.
Drunkenly sending strippers away because they weren’t hot enough. Gotta love formal. Gotta love formal. TFM.
What’re you, Jimmy Two Times?
Not even bothering to suppress the feelings of sexual attraction to your cousin anymore. TFM.
Keeping it in the family is frat as fuck.
Telling girls you’re 73 inches tall instead of 6’1″ when they ask how tall you are just to shake things up a bit. TFM.
Hehehe clever!
Taking her to a buffet and then saying, “Now let me eat that butt.” TFM.
Eating butt is so in right now.
Telling her you’re pre-med when you’re really a butt pee major. TFM.
Only super progressive universities offer butt pee as a major.
12 kisses, 4 handies, 2 blowjobs, 2 almost bangs, 1 year of college. Call me a “man whore” but by golly that’s a #TFM.
Dude counts kisses.
Forcing down a protein shake in front potential slams even though you haven’t been to the gym since freshman year. TFM.
Man I bet they’re so impressed. Probably begging for your frock.
I make move of frat on you. Real sex times. You like. TFM.
Guessing English isn’t your first language, chief.
PIKE representing well this friday.
11 years ago at 11:41 amYou’ve truly given up, haven’t you, Intern. How is it that one can fail so miserably at a seemingly mindless task? The deterioration of this once great column is a disgrace that squarely falls on your weak shoulders. Next time you’re crossing the street, please fail to look both ways.
11 years ago at 11:43 amYou fucking love me and wait on pins and needles every week to absorb my genius.
11 years ago at 11:47 am#BlackballTFMIntern
11 years ago at 11:50 amI was expecting to see “Twas the night before Fratmas” or “Twelve days of Fratmas” on Fail friday.
11 years ago at 12:00 pmCan you This something twice?
11 years ago at 5:48 pmnah
11 years ago at 11:50 amIntern, eat a dick you worthless cum bucket. You promised constant rush tits over cyber dust yet you mainly send out links to month old articles
11 years ago at 11:52 amCyber Dust. NF.
11 years ago at 1:40 pmSending the intern a pic of my balls on cyber dust. TFM
11 years ago at 6:39 pmThe Kate Upton titty pic wasn’t too bad though.
11 years ago at 9:26 pmIntern, your attempt to compensate for a truly miserable column with a double chaser was pathetic. I suggest you take Frock_Itch’s recommendation of crossing the street with haste.
11 years ago at 11:55 amYou’re less than human and your own parents don’t love you.
11 years ago at 12:03 pmDo you even work here, Intern? Why the fuck were you hired?
11 years ago at 1:29 pmBecause nobody knows how to put fail Friday together. Although a simple task, they’re all completely incapable of doing it, if you recall the Friday that the intern was on vacation.
11 years ago at 1:59 pmIntern’s don’t get vacations.
11 years ago at 3:07 pmIntern, you were a failed abortion and your parents tried to drown you in a kiddy pool.
11 years ago at 3:35 pmbecause a black guy chock slamming a white girl on to a table is a good idea…..
11 years ago at 11:44 amchoke……….
11 years ago at 11:44 amThe kid in the TKE snap couldnt be older than 10. Dorn probably started his own TKE chapter in his basement for the local boys
11 years ago at 11:44 amNothing is more dissapointing than coming here every Friday and being reminded the goobers of our other chapters. God help these kids.
11 years ago at 11:48 amOh get off your high horse. I’ve never met a TKE that was anything other than a goober.
11 years ago at 12:59 pmWell when you can’t go greek…
11 years ago at 1:58 pmCouldn’t agree more.
11 years ago at 2:12 pmAt least you posted it before dinner time intern…you worthless pile of shit
11 years ago at 11:46 amAbout fucking time.
11 years ago at 11:46 amReally original. Thanks for putting some thought into your comment.
11 years ago at 11:48 amI’d tell you to chug bleach, but I’m pretty sure you’d fuck that up too.
11 years ago at 11:52 amHow is it possible that you’re so bad at this job? You can’t even respond you piece of shit.
11 years ago at 1:32 pmI have literally never seen the TFMintern comment not in the negatives. Not sure how to react
11 years ago at 4:19 pmYou bring shame upon your username son
11 years ago at 12:52 pmThe return of the The PA Guy was a refreshing change. That said, fuck yourself, Intern.
11 years ago at 11:47 amI doubt it was the original The PA Guy, he’s been absent for months.
11 years ago at 12:45 pmI honestly thought he had become the State School Pun Guy and was on his sixth or seventh year
11 years ago at 1:01 pmThis column had more dude ass than Dorn’s browser history.
11 years ago at 11:47 amGay Dorn jokes are always funny butt I feel like we’ve been packing them in a little too tight lately.
11 years ago at 12:02 pmSomething was done here.
11 years ago at 12:05 pm
11 years ago at 12:40 pmI think the Myth of 1 in 4 college women are raped should be a Fail Friday. And the reason is because this myth has once and for all finally been debunked. So many frats have been plagued with false accusation and insinuations by groups on campus about the 1 in 5. Well, yesterday the U.S. Department of Justice released a report based upon actual statistics and they found the actual figure to be not one in five, but rather 6.1 per thousand. http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2014/12/12/Another-phony-statistic-bites-the-dust
11 years ago at 2:47 pmWhat’s the penalty for raping .1 of a person? Seriously I’m pre-law and i don’t even know this shit.
11 years ago at 11:09 pmChasing twice. NF.
11 years ago at 11:13 pmI hope none of you get Christmas presents and all your parents get divorced.
11 years ago at 11:49 amYou mad because you actually had to work for an hour to put this pile of shit together before 6 pm?
11 years ago at 11:51 amI hope you get stuck in an elevator, after leaving Dorn’s office for your weekly ass pounding, with SFPL and he resorts to cannibalism after not eating for fifteen minutes.
11 years ago at 11:58 amHoly shit on a stick, a fail friday up before noon!? And with that said this is by far the worst you have given us intern…please kindly go fuck yourself and die…
11 years ago at 11:50 am