FAIL FRIDAY: Caught With Your Pants Down
11 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and four videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

When a girl at a party is all like, “I bet my frock is bigger than yours” as you nod your head and hand her a drink as you lead her back to your house to bang. TFM.

Was it? Was it bigger than yours? At least tell us.

Mom agreeing to let you put your letters on the house over break. TFM.

I hope someone burns your try-hard house down.

Drunkenly sending strippers away because they weren’t hot enough. Gotta love formal. Gotta love formal. TFM.

What’re you, Jimmy Two Times?

Not even bothering to suppress the feelings of sexual attraction to your cousin anymore. TFM.

Keeping it in the family is frat as fuck.

Telling girls you’re 73 inches tall instead of 6’1″ when they ask how tall you are just to shake things up a bit. TFM.

Hehehe clever!

Taking her to a buffet and then saying, “Now let me eat that butt.” TFM.

Eating butt is so in right now.

Telling her you’re pre-med when you’re really a butt pee major. TFM.

Only super progressive universities offer butt pee as a major.

12 kisses, 4 handies, 2 blowjobs, 2 almost bangs, 1 year of college. Call me a “man whore” but by golly that’s a #TFM.

Dude counts kisses.

Forcing down a protein shake in front potential slams even though you haven’t been to the gym since freshman year. TFM.

Man I bet they’re so impressed. Probably begging for your frock.

I make move of frat on you. Real sex times. You like. TFM.

Guessing English isn’t your first language, chief.

Bitches love bunnies.
Bitches love bunnies.
Gooberlicious.
Gooberlicious.
Looks comfy.
Looks comfy.
Give the people what they want.
Give the people what they want.
She's doing it wrong.
She’s doing it wrong.
Really mature, guys.
Really mature, guys.
Well, that's terrifying.
Well, that’s terrifying.
"I can feel your frock on my neck."
“I can feel your frock on my neck.”
Come on, bro. You're scaring us.
Come on, bro. You’re scaring us.
Cheesing so hard.
Cheesing so hard.
Fierce.
Fierce.
I would rather choke to death on my own balls.
I would rather choke to death on my own balls.
Now THAT is a fratty Christmas card.
Now THAT is a fratty Christmas card.
It's really unsafe to sleep like that.
It’s really unsafe to sleep like that.
Yaaaaaaarf.
Yaaaaaaarf.
Man's best friends.
Man’s best friends.
It's poop again!
It’s poop again!
Things just aren't going well for this guy.
Things just aren’t going well for this guy.
Unisex bathrooms. TFM.
Unisex bathrooms. TFM.
Bad Santa.
Bad Santa.

We Got A Flamer

Shake My Dick (“Shake It Off” Parody)

RKO White Girl Knocked Out

Fire Breathing Fail

Chaser

Double Chaser

  8. Its a TFM

    When the intern is all “I’m too busy to get Fail Friday posted by 9” as you point a shotgun at him and hand him a shovel as you lead him into the woods to dig his own grave. TFM.

    11 years ago at 12:06 pm
  9. Budget Bourbon

    Is today’s early Fail Friday like when someone asks you to do something, you do a shitty job so they don’t ask you to do it again? Well, we’re going to keep demanding punctuality and don’t ever trot out this bad of a column again.

    11 years ago at 12:09 pm