FAIL FRIDAY: Child Support
Ten real submissions, 19 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
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My Xbox gamertag is Fr6tG9d. Add me and we can pwn some geeds at COD. TFM.
Come on, man. This is not the place.
I got kicked out of my history class for having a boner after we discussed American victory in WWII. I might have touched myself a little too, but whatever. TFM.
Any professor that isn’t cool with you cranking down during a lecture on WWII is a communist.
Single-handedly impregnating an entire sorority house. TFM.
Good thing you’ve got that trust fund for all those child support payments.
Getting asked for a urine sample for a drug test and giving a semen sample instead. TFM.
You guys are really spreading the freed (frat seed) around today.
Always opting to wear a raincoat so you can fake as many orgasms as you want. TFM.
I don’t really get it, but you’re a weirdo. That much is clear.
Putting the “P” in pledges (because I literally pee on them lol). SF, SC (TFM).
So frat, so college.
Taping a string of condoms, like guitar picks, across your headboard. TFM.
If that doesn’t get you laid, nothing will.
Holding up the diving board line at the local pool, as a kid, by performing a series of preparational stretches, only to simply jump in. TFM.
I would spear you off the diving board.
Getting a bid in middle school because your frock is so massive. TMM. #So frat#
“Well, he’s in middle school, but his frock is so massive. Bid.”
Frat this, frat that. Everyone is claiming to be a fratstar nowadays. Well you know what, can we go back to when fratting was just about beer and hoes? All about chilling with dudes and drilling with chicks. You guys know what I mean. I just want…things to go back to normal ya know? Nowadays anyone can put on a sweatshirt with letters and well, they’re all of a sudden frat. A young latino boy buys a $15 Polo t-shirt and he’s the man. That’s good for “society” but for frsociet (frat society), I’d beg to differ. I guess what I’m really saying is I could really go for some pussy with a side of fries right now. That would make me happy. And oh yeah, one more thing, if you haven’t guessed by now…I am pretty fraternal. TFM.
You’re not right in the head.
A fail friday without anyone being called a goober? Intern, you’re learning.
10 years ago at 1:50 pmI would recess all over Emily Ratajkowski face
10 years ago at 1:52 pmLate as fuck intern. I’d be more pissed, but Emily Ratajkowski’s TnA saved your bitch A.
10 years ago at 1:56 pmFratattoos are NF
10 years ago at 1:58 pmIt’s going down alright lol
10 years ago at 2:04 pmWho the hell would look to Pikes to learn to be fratty? Seems like the opposite of what you’d want.
10 years ago at 2:07 pmLook at you fuckin’ bitches.
10 years ago at 2:11 pmIf you ever use the expression “turnt”, or turn up/down, or any fucking geographical direction following the word “turn” you should be forced to face a firing squad. Fuck you, Intern.
10 years ago at 2:11 pm“How do I get to your house?” “You’re gonna want to turn left at-” “FUCK YOU, I’M GOING TO KILL YOU.”
10 years ago at 3:27 pmholy shit dude your fucking name
10 years ago at 12:14 amI wonder if intern realizes Kappa Kappa Psi is a band “fraternity”…
10 years ago at 2:13 pmIntern, Is today the anniversary of the day you realized you will never be loved? Because you are acting like a little bitch right now. Take the shit like it says in your job description. Now quit whining and get back to work. or fuck Bacon or whatever you do there.
10 years ago at 2:54 pm