FAIL FRIDAY: Closing Out 2012

TFM Intern12 years ago

Ten real submissions, 19 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Slowly developing with a lack of proper diet and exercise. TotalFatMove.
-Georgia

That is correct. That is how fat develops.

Storing a large volume of a liquid. TVatM.
-Oklahoma

Indeed, a vat can store large volumes of liquid.

Being perpindicular to longitude. TLatM.
–Oklahoma

Latitude and longitude are quite perpendicular to each other.

Being the opposite of gloss. TMatteM.
-Oklahoma

Yep, they’re pretty much opposites.

Courting Heidi Montag in order to monetize your relationship on television. TotalPrattMove.
-Tennessee

Spencer Pratt did that.

YOLNT (You Only Live Nine Times). TotalCatMove.
-California

Catwoman yelled “YOLNT!” in The Dark Knight Rises.

Sneaking around and stealing people’s cheese. TotalRatMove.
–Alabama

Rats are sneaky cheese lovers.

Leaving an everlasting impression on a person’s body. TotalTatMove.
–Oregon

But is it a frat tat?

Sitting under people’s doors saying welcome. TotalMatMove.
–Alabama

Gotta love those mats.

Sticking your fingers in her ears so she can’t hear you while you plow her from behind and call her by another girl’s name until you’re about to blowzonga all over her sculpted ass parts and you pull your fingers out of her ears but huge balls of ear wax are stuck to the tips so you bail and fuck her sister. TFM.
-Michigan

Finally, a Total Frat Move to end the year on.

Keep that left leg locked out, you fucking rookie.

Nobody said rush boobs had to be human.

This kid is way too happy about his loser buddy yacking on himself.

Never a bad time for some OJ.

That big dumbass bird is ashamed to be in this photo with those cowgirls.

Having to cut your leg off because you got stuck backwards on the shitter. TFTC.

This pledge couldn’t handle his first party.

That’s how much one Jets fan has to drink to get through a game.

Gotta get there somehow, even if its a reach-around.

That is an oddly neat pile of puke.

The wizard on the left is casting a super gay spell.

It’s all fun and games until Papa Smurf finishes on your face.

Explanations for this photo: 0.

Do not. Fuck. With this guy.

When you’ve done this so many times that you know how to get comfy.

Catching a pledge mid-stream pissing on his own bed.

Guy on the left is looking a little old to be a pledge.

If anyone in the entire world is in the friend zone, it’s this guy.

He’s like a hose…

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