FAIL FRIDAY: Closing Out 2012
Ten real submissions, 19 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Slowly developing with a lack of proper diet and exercise. TotalFatMove.
-Georgia
That is correct. That is how fat develops.
Storing a large volume of a liquid. TVatM.
-Oklahoma
Indeed, a vat can store large volumes of liquid.
Being perpindicular to longitude. TLatM.
–Oklahoma
Latitude and longitude are quite perpendicular to each other.
Being the opposite of gloss. TMatteM.
-Oklahoma
Yep, they’re pretty much opposites.
Courting Heidi Montag in order to monetize your relationship on television. TotalPrattMove.
-Tennessee
Spencer Pratt did that.
YOLNT (You Only Live Nine Times). TotalCatMove.
-California
Catwoman yelled “YOLNT!” in The Dark Knight Rises.
Sneaking around and stealing people’s cheese. TotalRatMove.
–Alabama
Rats are sneaky cheese lovers.
Leaving an everlasting impression on a person’s body. TotalTatMove.
–Oregon
But is it a frat tat?
Sitting under people’s doors saying welcome. TotalMatMove.
–Alabama
Gotta love those mats.
Sticking your fingers in her ears so she can’t hear you while you plow her from behind and call her by another girl’s name until you’re about to blowzonga all over her sculpted ass parts and you pull your fingers out of her ears but huge balls of ear wax are stuck to the tips so you bail and fuck her sister. TFM.
-Michigan
Finally, a Total Frat Move to end the year on.
Keep that left leg locked out, you fucking rookie.
Nobody said rush boobs had to be human.
This kid is way too happy about his loser buddy yacking on himself.
Never a bad time for some OJ.
That big dumbass bird is ashamed to be in this photo with those cowgirls.
Having to cut your leg off because you got stuck backwards on the shitter. TFTC.
This pledge couldn’t handle his first party.
That’s how much one Jets fan has to drink to get through a game.
Gotta get there somehow, even if its a reach-around.
That is an oddly neat pile of puke.
The wizard on the left is casting a super gay spell.
It’s all fun and games until Papa Smurf finishes on your face.
Explanations for this photo: 0.
Do not. Fuck. With this guy.
When you’ve done this so many times that you know how to get comfy.
Catching a pledge mid-stream pissing on his own bed.
Guy on the left is looking a little old to be a pledge.
If anyone in the entire world is in the friend zone, it’s this guy.
He’s like a hose…
SnapChat Rap:
The Worst Music Video Ever Made:
The ultimate chaser, to wash away a year’s worth of failure:
Two chapters from the TOTAL FRAT MOVE book are online now, read them NOW.
What a disgrace to Polamalu. Steeler Nation will rise again.
12 years ago at 1:20 pmSomeone compiled ten hours of Kate Upton’s tits bouncing? Cool. I hear having a life is nice, too.
12 years ago at 1:24 pmI’d say looking at tits for 10 hours is a decent life.
12 years ago at 1:27 pmI’d rather play with a real pair of tits for 10 minutes.
12 years ago at 1:31 pmBut then you won’t be able to.
12 years ago at 2:14 pmIt’s 10 hours of footage alright; however, it’s simply a minute or two of the same video repeated.
12 years ago at 3:41 pm^nothing gets past this guy
12 years ago at 9:44 pmYour name sucks.
12 years ago at 5:50 pm^Georgia Tech sucks.
12 years ago at 1:54 pmThis was a fucking disgrace. Can we get a new intern for 2013?
12 years ago at 1:32 pmIf he’s not done with his internship by now, I’d be worried. Maybe, he’s not working out fellas…uh it’s time for a new one for 2013.
12 years ago at 9:21 pmThis was the worst Fail Friday ever. Go eat Bacon’s shitty boxers and die you fucking Intern.
12 years ago at 1:35 pmHey Kate, I’m the with the Release the twins foundation, and I was wondering if you’d release your twins.
12 years ago at 1:35 pm^seems legit. Do it Kate, think of the children
12 years ago at 6:07 pmIf those holy chest cannons were unleashed to flourish into the open air, there would be no war.
12 years ago at 8:54 pm^^^This guy.
12 years ago at 8:03 amATO at Ball State…what bunch of goons.
12 years ago at 1:38 pmI’m from Indiana and Ball State is the hoosier way of saying “I was a complete fuck up in high school and my potential worth will never exceed $100000. Its a bunch of GDIs saying #ballsohard on every fucking social media site when in all reality they’re splitting 4 beers in a fucking dorm.
12 years ago at 5:50 pmLeaving an everlasting impression on a person’s body. TotalMushroomStampMove.
12 years ago at 1:41 pmDrake definitely forgot about kitty cats when he wrote that song. What a coward. Meow meow. YOLNT!!!!
12 years ago at 1:44 pmDas da motto
12 years ago at 1:46 pmI wonder if thats lipstick or blood on that pledges face.
12 years ago at 1:47 pmEating out girls on their period. RFM
12 years ago at 1:48 pm^ this. Who doesn’t like a little salsa with their tacos?
12 years ago at 3:20 pmIt definitely improves the taste
12 years ago at 4:09 pmNothing worse than the same vagina flavor over and over again. Mixing it up. It’s a RFM
12 years ago at 4:39 pmIt tastes like a roll of nickels.
12 years ago at 9:45 pm^ yep
12 years ago at 10:13 pm^^ probably the funniest post on here in weeks.
12 years ago at 10:44 am^^^ fucking this
12 years ago at 2:21 pm^^^^ Oddly true…
12 years ago at 7:22 pm^
12 years ago at 2:25 amWhat’s your favorite porn star?
12 years ago at 1:48 pmTori Black, hands down.
12 years ago at 1:56 pmAlso, I like the fact that you said “what’s” and not “who’s”, reminding us that porn stars are not people.
12 years ago at 1:57 pm^^that
12 years ago at 2:00 pm^^and that also
12 years ago at 2:01 pmMia Malkova is pretty hot.
12 years ago at 2:02 pmAny answer other than Amia Miley is a fucking stupid answer.
12 years ago at 2:37 pmAlexis Texas’ butt is very nice but Tori black is the hottest.
12 years ago at 2:41 pmAmy Reid.
12 years ago at 2:45 pm^^^i mean amia miley is hot but dude she is much too small with no assets. ^gotta agree with amy reid. schwing!
12 years ago at 4:07 pmI really wouldn’t mind filling Tori Black’s large intestine and anal cavity up with my dick and piss, you guys.
12 years ago at 4:11 pm^ I doubt she would mind it either.
12 years ago at 6:02 pmTiffany Thompson.
12 years ago at 7:27 pmJulia Bond before she started getting pounded by black guys, probably Ashlynn Brooke otherwise.
12 years ago at 10:21 pmHannah Hilton. I could watch her fun bags bounce all day long.
12 years ago at 10:43 pmDylan Ryder, Diamond Foxxx, Deuxma, Emma Starr… all of them are nearly perfect. Then again, I have a MILF fetish. I feel like that’s normal though.
12 years ago at 10:57 pm