FAIL FRIDAY: College Is Dangerous
10 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Acting like your a big fan whenever Blink 182 comes on at a party, yet only knowing one of their songs. TFM.

Man, you’re really pulling a fast one on all those partygoers.

Speaking fluent Spanish thanks to your Mexican housekeeper that raised you because your parents were always working or on vacation without you. TFM.

Mommy and daddy didn’t love you, and now everyone knows.

Being the DD but still drinking more than all of your buddies combined. TFM.

That’s just flat out irresponsible.

When you’re shopping for clothes, and you’re like “Do you have these in Extra Frat?” #2Frat2Furious

Get out. YOU GET THE HELL OUT!

Going to sleep in your best polo. With slam piece #705. TFM.

Seven hundred and five. You’re claiming SEVEN HUNDRED AND FIVE SLAMS?

Fuck. Mondays. I’m about to fucking ice somebody. TFM.

Well, alrighty then.

Crushin’ brews and spooning fat bitches. Winter is coming. TFM.

A quote from Fred Frark (Frat Ned Stark).

Public masturbation in your rivals letters, private masturbation in your own. TFM.

That’ll show those Delt motherfuckers.

Only using powdered laundry detergent because it resembles coke. TFM.

You have a serious, serious drug problem.

Doing a PSA about not lying and talking to strangers, while being well known for lying and talking to strangers. TFM.

“You know Jim? Yeah, that guy lies and talks to strangers A LOT. That PSA is total horse shit.”

Weird clan of weak man buns.
Weird clan of weak man buns.
Your mom does.
Your mom does.
Will you people stop trying to get your belly buttons drunk?
Will you people stop trying to get your belly buttons drunk?
That would be a terrifying dong.
That would be a terrifying dong.
Running through the six with his woes.
Running through the six with his woes.
The eyes of a killer.
The eyes of a killer.
Group cuddle sesh.
Group cuddle sesh.
Goobness on fleek at formal.
Goobness on fleek at formal.
Cute, guys.
Cute, guys.
Sweet Lord.
Sweet Lord.
You're creeping us out, buddy.
You’re creeping us out, buddy.
That's just pathetic.
That’s just pathetic.
Um...what happened here?
Um…what happened here?
Some guys just can't handle Edward 40 Hands.
Some guys just can’t handle Edward 40 Hands.
That's not very nice.
That’s not very nice.
Looks like the night went well.
Looks like the night went well.
Hey guy, the bathtub ain't for poopin'.
Hey guy, the bathtub ain’t for poopin’.
Fedora swag on fleek.
Fedora swag on fleek.
Championship hat, last place person.
Championship hat, last place person.
Slap a life vest on that motherfucker before he drowns in failure.
Slap a life vest on that motherfucker before he drowns in failure.

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    3. Henry_Eighth

      He looks great in his Wright Gingham Button-Down from Mizzen+Main. It stretches four ways!

      10 years ago at 2:46 pm
  7. Frockodile Dundee

    This shouldn’t be up just before Happy Hour, you steaming sack of monkey shit.

    10 years ago at 4:07 pm
  8. PKP33

    Is this posted so late because you were too busy getting all of Dorn’s used condoms out of your ass?

    10 years ago at 4:09 pm
    2. Mward2002

      You have one job on Fridays. ONE. What lame excuse could you possibly have for that kinda delay?

      10 years ago at 5:09 pm
    4. A.A.Ron Rodgers

      Yeah, yeah whatever you say intern. Back in the cage until next Friday shit-stick.

      10 years ago at 6:53 pm
  10. Phuckinfratty

    The kid in the last picture wearing the striped shirt may be taking his first picture in America..

    10 years ago at 4:15 pm