FAIL FRIDAY: College Is Dangerous
10 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Acting like your a big fan whenever Blink 182 comes on at a party, yet only knowing one of their songs. TFM.

Man, you’re really pulling a fast one on all those partygoers.

Speaking fluent Spanish thanks to your Mexican housekeeper that raised you because your parents were always working or on vacation without you. TFM.

Mommy and daddy didn’t love you, and now everyone knows.

Being the DD but still drinking more than all of your buddies combined. TFM.

That’s just flat out irresponsible.

When you’re shopping for clothes, and you’re like “Do you have these in Extra Frat?” #2Frat2Furious

Get out. YOU GET THE HELL OUT!

Going to sleep in your best polo. With slam piece #705. TFM.

Seven hundred and five. You’re claiming SEVEN HUNDRED AND FIVE SLAMS?

Fuck. Mondays. I’m about to fucking ice somebody. TFM.

Well, alrighty then.

Crushin’ brews and spooning fat bitches. Winter is coming. TFM.

A quote from Fred Frark (Frat Ned Stark).

Public masturbation in your rivals letters, private masturbation in your own. TFM.

That’ll show those Delt motherfuckers.

Only using powdered laundry detergent because it resembles coke. TFM.

You have a serious, serious drug problem.

Doing a PSA about not lying and talking to strangers, while being well known for lying and talking to strangers. TFM.

“You know Jim? Yeah, that guy lies and talks to strangers A LOT. That PSA is total horse shit.”

Weird clan of weak man buns.
Weird clan of weak man buns.
Your mom does.
Your mom does.
Will you people stop trying to get your belly buttons drunk?
Will you people stop trying to get your belly buttons drunk?
That would be a terrifying dong.
That would be a terrifying dong.
Running through the six with his woes.
Running through the six with his woes.
The eyes of a killer.
The eyes of a killer.
Group cuddle sesh.
Group cuddle sesh.
Goobness on fleek at formal.
Goobness on fleek at formal.
Cute, guys.
Cute, guys.
Sweet Lord.
Sweet Lord.
You're creeping us out, buddy.
You’re creeping us out, buddy.
That's just pathetic.
That’s just pathetic.
Um...what happened here?
Um…what happened here?
Some guys just can't handle Edward 40 Hands.
Some guys just can’t handle Edward 40 Hands.
That's not very nice.
That’s not very nice.
Looks like the night went well.
Looks like the night went well.
Hey guy, the bathtub ain't for poopin'.
Hey guy, the bathtub ain’t for poopin’.
Fedora swag on fleek.
Fedora swag on fleek.
Championship hat, last place person.
Championship hat, last place person.
Slap a life vest on that motherfucker before he drowns in failure.
Slap a life vest on that motherfucker before he drowns in failure.

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  3. party_on_garth

    Say what you will, but publicly masturbating in a rivals letters is TFTC and FAF.

    10 years ago at 7:24 pm
  4. George Dickel

    Intern, this was later than your father was to all of your birthday party’s growing up.

    10 years ago at 8:06 pm
  6. Raylan_Givens

    Lost it at the “8 months pregnant” picture. Anyone who’s had a fat brother knows that taking off their shirt at the most inappropriate times is what fuels them.

    10 years ago at 9:47 pm
  7. FreinerNeverSleeps

    Intern, go into your parents medicine cabinet and take 5 pills of each pill bottle you see.

    10 years ago at 9:54 pm
  8. Henry_Eighth

    If you’re going to give your belly button a cigarette at least light it for him.

    10 years ago at 11:06 am
  11. get wasted

    nobody going to point out that the first picture is all of the same dude? it’s actually funny

    10 years ago at 10:51 pm