FAIL FRIDAY: Cool Story Babe

TFM Intern12 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Showing her dad your testicles to assert your dominance. TFM.
-Anonymous

“Nice to meet you, Mr. Davidson.” *takes out nutsack*

Sweet and sour sauce enemas. NF. Sweet and sour sauce enemas…for the pledges. TFM. 😉
-Anonymous

Clever twist on the end there.

Forcing the gym employees to pry you from the machine during closing time and yelling, “Stop raping me!” because you’re just trying to squeeze in a quick five more sets. Fucking haters. So frat, so college. TFM.
-Anonymous

If someone is attempting to prevent you from building mass, always cry rape.

Giving her a Capri Sun in the morning to let her know it’s time to go. TFM.
-Anonymous

“You did good, kid. Here’s a Capri Sun. Now get the fuck out.”

Waitress said she was a vegan and never had meat. I proceeded to grab her head and push her face on my freat (frat meat) and yelled, “KILLER TOFU!” TFM.
-Anonymous

That’s assault, brutha.

Knowing she smells your fart but still trying to finger her so the moment doesn’t pass. TFM.
-Anonymous

Can’t let something as natural as gas excretion keep your from closing the deal.

All the bros in my fraternity (frat fraternity) have 3.0s or better. GPA’s and dick sizes. #TFM2002
-Anonymous

Are you a shower or a grower?

Being so tired you fall asleep while fratsturbating. TFM.
-Anonymous

Nothing more frat than falling asleep with your dick in your hand.

Dislocating the slam’s knee but still finishing. TFM.
-Anonymous

I’m sure she’ll understand.

In study hall today wearing my froutfit [frat outfit: Sperrys, Chubbies, Vineyard Vines oxford (even though there isn’t one in my state), bow tie, blazer, and sunglasses with croakies (even though I’m inside #TFTC)] my frock (frat cock) got hard. So I yelled “FRONER!” #tfm #seniors #classof2014
-Anonymous

Don’t worry, I deleted this guy’s account immediately.

He believes he can fly.

Looks like formal was a huge success, fellas.

Ass so fat need a nap dance.

Man down.

That good samaritan ginger looks like he’s about to burst into flames.

The hottest look in 2014 frat fashion.

Is that crotch-gripping koala kid wearing headgear?

Hello, terrifyingly creepy man.

This is one of the most infuriating photos I’ve ever seen.

Nicholas Cage on those letters, homey.