FAIL FRIDAY: Cunt Punting

TFM Intern12 years ago

Ten real submissions, 19 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Being frat as fuck everyday, and always too drunk to care. TFM.
-Florida

The recipe for success.

Only pounding beers with your left hand in between slams because your right hand is so busy. TFM.
-North Carolina

Every once in a while you should switch it up. Give that left hand some action.

Tonight is my last night as a pledge. Getting to know my pledge bros this last 8 weeks has been awesome, hell week has made us work together like no other. Greek life isnt for everyone, but all of us know the life and live it every day. Stay fratty gentlemen.
-Texas

This delusional pledge is obviously suffering from exhaustion, and a huge case of being a loser.

Having the same birthday as Brooklyn Decker. TFM.
–Virginia

A. You’re full of shit. B. Not a TFM.

Sending a dick pic to all the active brothers during a budget meeting. TFTC. Sending the same pic to all the sorostitutes in your phone and getting laid immediately after chapter. TFM.
–Canada

And then forwarding the same pic on to all of your family members. FaF.

Shower dip. Shower jerk. Shower spit. Shower squirt. TFM.
-Texas

A lovely poem.

Cunt punting every sorority girl that refuses to let you tongue her stink hole. TFM.
–Kansas

Take it easy, psycho.

Mom told me she would kill herself if I didn’t stop banging so many slams…. Her funeral is next week. TFM.
-Missouri

She shouldn’t have been such a cock block.

Grabbed my weiner and chuckled as I walked by her. TFM.
-Tennessee

A riveting tale of heroism.

Getting balls deep and then whispering “How do you like this fratter’s meat hammer?” in her ear. TFM.
-New Mexico

Sounds like a line stolen from a Nicholas Sparks novel.

What is that, four feet of slip ‘n slide? Fucking dorks.

Clearly listening to Adele.

Some guys just really love pizza.

You’re doing it wrong.

That’s what happens when you golf in shorts and a t-shirt.

Being the anchor in tug o’ war. TFM.

The ginger demon on the right is enjoying this way too much.

Guy on the left looks exactly like one of the nerds from Revenge of the nerds.

Staying in shape. NF.

Look at these two fairies.

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