FAIL FRIDAY: Cunt Punting
Ten real submissions, 19 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Being frat as fuck everyday, and always too drunk to care. TFM.
-Florida
The recipe for success.
Only pounding beers with your left hand in between slams because your right hand is so busy. TFM.
-North Carolina
Every once in a while you should switch it up. Give that left hand some action.
Tonight is my last night as a pledge. Getting to know my pledge bros this last 8 weeks has been awesome, hell week has made us work together like no other. Greek life isnt for everyone, but all of us know the life and live it every day. Stay fratty gentlemen.
-Texas
This delusional pledge is obviously suffering from exhaustion, and a huge case of being a loser.
Having the same birthday as Brooklyn Decker. TFM.
–Virginia
A. You’re full of shit. B. Not a TFM.
Sending a dick pic to all the active brothers during a budget meeting. TFTC. Sending the same pic to all the sorostitutes in your phone and getting laid immediately after chapter. TFM.
–Canada
And then forwarding the same pic on to all of your family members. FaF.
Shower dip. Shower jerk. Shower spit. Shower squirt. TFM.
-Texas
A lovely poem.
Cunt punting every sorority girl that refuses to let you tongue her stink hole. TFM.
–Kansas
Take it easy, psycho.
Mom told me she would kill herself if I didn’t stop banging so many slams…. Her funeral is next week. TFM.
-Missouri
She shouldn’t have been such a cock block.
Grabbed my weiner and chuckled as I walked by her. TFM.
-Tennessee
A riveting tale of heroism.
Getting balls deep and then whispering “How do you like this fratter’s meat hammer?” in her ear. TFM.
-New Mexico
Sounds like a line stolen from a Nicholas Sparks novel.
What is that, four feet of slip ‘n slide? Fucking dorks.
Clearly listening to Adele.
Some guys just really love pizza.
You’re doing it wrong.
That’s what happens when you golf in shorts and a t-shirt.
Being the anchor in tug o’ war. TFM.
The ginger demon on the right is enjoying this way too much.
Guy on the left looks exactly like one of the nerds from Revenge of the nerds.
Staying in shape. NF.
Look at these two fairies.
Continue to page 2 for more photos and videos…
The real slip n slide needs to be 4… times that big.
12 years ago at 1:33 pmMisplaced my … Sorry fellas
12 years ago at 1:34 pmVine fucking blows
12 years ago at 1:35 pmI actually thought that walk of shame video was pretty hilarious.
12 years ago at 1:35 pmI think its posted in fail friday because a walk of shame is a fail… cuz that blondie is hot as fuck, also those two guys were my room mates.
12 years ago at 10:04 amThe arms on that fat tugger cracked me the fuck up. Also, this needs more tits.
12 years ago at 1:37 pmWhy the Fuck am I a pledge.
12 years ago at 1:37 pmWhere the fuck is the chaser? That eyebrow kid creeped me out.
12 years ago at 1:37 pmCunt punt yourself intern
12 years ago at 1:37 pmThat Harry Potter parody hurt my balls
12 years ago at 1:38 pmIt’s like when you see someone gets hit in the nuts and you get sympathy nut-pain.
12 years ago at 2:48 pmHahaha I know a lot of them and they are getting endless shit for making fail friday
12 years ago at 1:39 amWhy the hell does TFM even take submissions from Canada?
12 years ago at 1:42 pmAlright you LITTLE FUCK this is THE LAST fucking TIME you FUCKING POST THE SHIT LATE DO YOU HEAR ME I WILL WASTE YOU I’m drunk bye
12 years ago at 1:44 pm