FAIL FRIDAY: Death By Dishonor
8 years ago

Below is the worst user-submitted content of the week in the form of ten TFM’s, 20 photos, and five videos. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame. Have yourself a weekend.

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Having so much sex that it takes extreme fetish stuff like poop on your chest to get you off. TFM.

I feel like that’s where Leonardo Dicaprio is at now.

Taking a shot for every touchdown Riggins scored his junior year at Dillon High. TFM.

God damn it the extreme Friday Night Lights super fan is back.

Buddy Garrity using his hot daughters college funds (the one that cheated on her paralyzed boyfriend to have Tim fuckin’ Riggins all up in her guts) to pay for the $30,000s of damages he caused to a strip club ##RFM #TFNLM

Total Friday Night Lights Move is not a thing we are doing.

I absolutely love fraternity formals! But, at my school they aren’t as great as they should be. I would love to be invited to other ones so hmu if you go to an Iowa School and want to take a seriously fun date.

This isn’t a fucking dating website.

If I had to guess who is the most frat, I’d have to go with Andrew WK since he respects women and really loves to party! TFM.

Thanks for sharing your opinion with us.

Can’t wait til lunch cause I got Doritos and Gushers. Plus I’m wearing Southern Tide. TFM.

I hope you choke on a Gusher and pass on to the next life.

Naming your Wifi account Tim Riggins in honor of #33. TFM.

Dude please just go away you’re ruining my life.

Making your slam legally change her name to Lyla. TFM.

Please, I’m begging you…Friday Night Lights is over. Move on.

Losing your virginity to QB1 Matt Saracen. TFM.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAN PLEASE STOP.

Big house, big car, big wallet, big head, big time, big balls, slightly below average penis. TFM.

Hell yeah big ballin’ for life.

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Throw up the Roc.
Throw up the Roc.
Man down.
Man down.
Bro love! Bro love so hard!
Bro love! Bro love so hard!
Hey everybody check out the fucking Tailgate King over here.
Hey everybody check out the fucking Tailgate King over here.
Dab dab dab dab dab.
Dab dab dab dab dab.
"Balenced?" What a disaster.
“Balenced?” What a disaster.
He's looking down on us from Heaven.
He’s looking down on us from Heaven.
Consider him Miles Davis.
Consider him Miles Davis.
#YETIbutts
#YETIbutts
She's a squirter.
She’s a squirter.
Just two boys being so silly.
Just two boys being so silly.
Check his pulse.
Check his pulse.
Congratulations!
Congratulations!
Poopin' and pukin'.
Poopin’ and pukin’.
You dishonor your family.
You dishonor your family.
Shit them boys having the time of their lives.
Shit them boys having the time of their lives.
Son, I'm ashamed of you.
Son, I’m ashamed of you.
Please stop having sex with dead animals.
Please stop having sex with dead animals.
That is one fratty extraterrestrial.
A boy and his fralien (frat alien).
Homey got plated.
Homey got plated.

The Life of Stone

Phresh Lyfe Of Aephi

Rush Pike 2016

Poop shotgun. #TFM Send your photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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  3. ChillwaterBroklahoma

    I take it the total frat movie is too big of a file to put on here so you went with all this other stuff instead?

    8 years ago at 2:25 pm
  5. Fratcketeering

    Wait, we need an explanation on how she is actually “squirting” through her swimsuit.

    8 years ago at 2:53 pm
    2. billybudd

      Please tell me you’re still in high school because if you got into college being that retarded higher education has lost all credibility

      8 years ago at 10:04 pm
  6. Phyle02

    Kinda surprised Fail Friday wasn’t exclusively “Siblings ‘locks’ of the week” from the first 4 weeks of the season…

    8 years ago at 2:55 pm
  9. Gun_Slinger

    You guys have run out of content so you are making this Friday Night Lights shit up.

    8 years ago at 3:07 pm
    1. Mayor of Weinerville

      I actually just get real high and turn on Netflix and the Riggins stuff just comes to me.

      8 years ago at 5:03 pm