FAIL FRIDAY: Deport The Geeds
Ten real submissions, 22 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Donald Trump should stop trying to deport all these muslims and start deporting these geeds. TFM.
A policy we can all get behind.
Ironically, my name is Walter and unfortunately I used to fuck an old cat lady. Her cat would piss on my clothes. Her place was dirty, she was dirty, and, looking back, it was a real low point. TFM.
That’s one hell of a story, Walter.
Having a hunger strike from not eating pussy. TFM.
The ol’ double negative. Classic.
Following girls home from the bar at a safe distance to make sure they get home safe and to find out where they live. TFM.
Interesting tactic.
Getting a hard-on by constantly touching your butthole and then smelling your fingers because you’ve done so much doggy style. TFM.
You disgust me. You disgust us all.
Dad giving you a wink after coming out of the bedroom with mom on Sunday mornings. TFM.
Sounds like your family has some serious issues.
Hot boxing the inside of ur girl’s vagina. TFM.
What is the purpose of this madness?
She asked if I was in a frat. I said, “Hell yeah.” Told me she fucks frat stars. I asked what sorority she was in. GDI. I walked the right past that girl. TFM.
You’ve got ice in your veins.
Having your safe word during rough sex be “Omaha” because the fratstar your doing looks like Brock Osweiler. TFM.
What? How do you people come up with this shit?
Giving the gay kid a bid because you are lowkey a flamer and you want someone to hangout with and get your nails done together and lick eachothers butt holes and drink mikes hard lemonade with. But then 2.5hrs into nextflix and chill u realise this homie been seeing other guys, cause his dick tastes like someone else’s asshole other than your own. So you chomp down on it and swallow, because spitters are quitters. Now he has no penis and you have relieved him of the prison that is a male body, doing him the biggest service of his entire life. You see him rejoice and it kills you inside. The only thing keeping you going is knowing that Mike’s is releasing a cum-flavoured hard lemonade in the Christmas season. You drown away your sorrows with it when it comes out. TFM.
This is it. This is the submission that finally makes me quit my job.
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Nothing More Classic Than A Terrible Lib Dub
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Fuck your video ads on the app. I bought the app back when it was $2 and this is bullshit you’re trying to charge me again. This site has gone to shit and you’re trying to milk every penny out of it. Have you all given up on this sinking ship?
10 years ago at 2:22 pmYou paid 2 dollars for this app?
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10 years ago at 5:26 pmIt’s not that I care about the $2 or $5 or whatever, its a matter of respect for the members of the community who have supported them from the beginning. It disgusts me how aggressively they’ve sold out.
Yeah man it was better when it was just SFPL I had to hate. Now I have to read Steve holt sometimes three times a day and see ads all day.
10 years ago at 6:14 pmCancel that ‘read’ Steve holt articles. He’s never actually written his own article that wasn’t copy pasted 99% and then one or two footnotes.
10 years ago at 6:15 pmYeah man, fuck a business trying to make a profit.
10 years ago at 6:36 pmThe two gays in the Christmas card. Why do they both have the same scar on their right shoulders? Is that the gay equivalent of a wedding ring?
10 years ago at 2:30 pmInordinate amount of gay stuff this week. Not gay in a derogatory way but stuff that was like, ya know, homosexual
10 years ago at 2:33 pmYou got a problem with that, bub?
10 years ago at 4:15 pmthe intern is subtly trying to come out to us
10 years ago at 4:16 pmCan we please get the story behind the guy with no hand?
10 years ago at 2:36 pm1. I’ve seen that chaser before. 2. This article is late. 3. You still owe us two other Fail Fridays don’t think we forgot, scumbag.
10 years ago at 2:40 pmIt’s actually 3 fail Friday’s, #neverforget
10 years ago at 9:58 amLow key what the fuck happened to that dudes hand?
10 years ago at 2:49 pmIf we deport the GEEDS who else is going to take my order at Burger King?
10 years ago at 2:53 pmMexicans.
10 years ago at 3:24 pmComputers.
10 years ago at 4:07 pmYour sister.
10 years ago at 11:43 amDad body shots seem at least marginally frat
10 years ago at 3:15 pm#MarginallyFratConfessions?
10 years ago at 9:19 pmThere was a Taylor Swift ad for this article. Are you fucking kidding me?
10 years ago at 3:20 pmAds are tailored to you, champ.
10 years ago at 7:09 pmThe one where the dude got a hard on from sniffing his own butt… I mean, that part of it aside, how does that have anything to do with having a lot of sex doggy style in the first place? Do the chicks he hooks up with just have zero personal hygiene? (I suppose that’s the likely explanation.) Or did he really mean anal, and not know the difference?
10 years ago at 3:32 pm