FAIL FRIDAY: Disposing Of Bodies
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Milking your frat bro’s frat nips for some frat milk. Long story frat, I boned his sister. TFM.
-Virginia
Woah there, little fella. You’re not speaking my language.
This is just a reminder for everyone to respect my dick. TFM.
-Tennessee
I, for one, will admit that I needed the reminder, and am eternally grateful.
When a girl at a party is all like “The name’s Francine but you can call me Frank” as she nods her head and hands you drink as she leads you back to her rugby house to bang. TFM.
-Pennsylvania
Taking down a rugby babe named “Frank” is fucking frat.
Accidentally knocking a drink out of her hand and all over her and then saying, “Girls like it when I get ’em wet.” TFM.
-Virginia
Nice recovery, you smooth pimp.
Dropping Alka-Seltzer in a girl’s drink so she thinks it’s roofie as a goof. TFM.
-Anonymous
That’s a really funny goof. I bet she loved that goof.
My buddy and I were about to leave the bar the other night. I was finishing my beer. He said, “You don’t need to chug it.” I said “Challenge accepted!” and finished it right off. TFM.
-Pennsylvania
Cool story. I bet you finished your buddy right off later too. In the gay way.
Some slam said she wouldn’t go down on me cause my frat bush was too thick so I told her it was for a good cause. Two hours and one sloppy BJ later I came up with an action plan to save the frush. TFM. #frush2014
-Virginia
Just so we’re all clear: frat + bush = frush.
Making her call you Dan Marino while you pound her in the privates. TFM.
-Tennessee
Seems like a weird thing to do, but maybe it’s just me.
“Accidentally” dropping an XL condom in front of her dad. TFM.
-Wisconsin
That’s a power move. Show her dad how big your frock is.
The bloodstain on your mattress getting larger with each passing semester. TFM.
-Anonymous
Really hoping you’re just a clumsy drunk who falls over and gets lots of cuts, and not a serial killer or a period fetish guy.
“What bro? I don’t wan’t smoke on my fingers.”
All three of these doofuses need a good kick in the balls.
That giant squirrel is shitfaced.
Nothing in this photo makes sense, including that t-shirt.
Always protecting your boy’s boys. TFM.
If you’re gonna make mouth sex to someone in public, at least take your purse off.
So much hate and love in the same pic.
He never even got to eat his noodles.
Ever heard of Country Bears Jamboree? Go fuck yourself, intern!
12 years ago at 12:52 pmSo, what are we not doing chasers anymore intern?
12 years ago at 12:59 pmThe Treasurer in that video is fucking awesome.
12 years ago at 1:21 pmIntern I haven’t masturbated in hours and if you think I can go through a whole Fail Friday without having a chaser jerk off to and to make me forget that my uncle abused me when I was seven, you’re dead fucking wrong. I’m gonna tie you to a chair and make you watch as I kill your family and have sex with their dead bodies.
12 years ago at 1:52 pmSomeone’s spewing up some juices from an Enumclaw farm visit..
12 years ago at 2:01 pmPink shirt could make me pre cum too
12 years ago at 2:50 pmFuck you.
12 years ago at 5:15 pmThis is the one time I will ever applaud the intern; the horse sperm comment almost got me fired at work I laughed so hard.
12 years ago at 6:48 pm“I have one gear. Rush ΑΦΔ”
12 years ago at 8:07 pmWhat the fuck does that mean, I don’t even….
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