FAIL FRIDAY: Do You Wanna Build A Fratman?
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
I have a guy for everything. Besides when it comes to sex. #lifeofafratstar #frat #TFM
I want to karate chop you in the throat.
Having the answers beforehand, but still getting a B on a Chemistry test due to refusing to use the metric system. TFM.
You’re a weird guy.
Telling the slam “Slider…you stink” as you go downtown on her. TFM.
Interesting choice of cunnilingus movie quote.
The doc said that right before they were about to cut me open to take out my tonsils, I yelled out, “FRAAAAT!” Braveheart style. TFM.
You are Fratilliam Frallace.
The only downside to being in a frat (that I’ve noticed) is that everyone wants to blow me. From the lunch lady all the way to my stepmom, everyone wants to put their mouth around my frock. TFM.
With great frock comes great tribulation.
My dorm room smelling like a fish factory (cuz of all the snatch I score). TFM.
You disgust me.
Never doing legal work pro bono, but always doing it pro boner. TFM.
Good one, cheese dick.
Washing your dick twice for good luck. TFM.
Everyone knows only washing your dick once is bad luck.
Showing up to sorority formal wearing chubbies blazers and bowties 30 deep. TFM.
Congratulations you ruined literally everyone’s night.
I’m not in a frat. April Fools’ you GDI fucknoids. TFM.
Got heeeeeeeeeem.
That one guy must have a pretty big neck to be able to wear 30 bowties at once…
11 years ago at 12:03 pmOh wow, people really hated this comment. Sorry guys.
11 years ago at 4:21 pmI hate this apologist bullshit way more. Kill yourself.
11 years ago at 5:51 pmThe apology was a joke…I’m glad taking internet comments seriously on here is rewarded though. That’s really cool, guy.
11 years ago at 3:07 pmpromote the intern this was all on one page thank the lord
11 years ago at 12:04 pmFrom the intern,
11 years ago at 1:29 pmEverything on one page? Interns, I’m going to say something to you lads that no one has ever told you before: Good job.
11 years ago at 12:07 pmAll together, this was pretty uneventful.
11 years ago at 12:08 pmChill it with the sailboats. She still had her bottoms on.
11 years ago at 12:08 pmi think there was a dick involved
11 years ago at 12:21 pmI don’t think so, the sailboat was too big.
11 years ago at 12:27 pmHooking up in your Fanny Pack…TSM?
11 years ago at 3:15 pmperhaps the pink was occupied and the dirt road was open
11 years ago at 10:23 pmFirsttttt
11 years ago at 12:09 pmGetting a bottom tier (most likely local fraternity) tattoo on your leg with your bros. TFM
11 years ago at 12:10 pmYeah, I didn’t find anything on IDZ after using several search engines.
11 years ago at 4:51 pmYou both realize that IDZ was supposed to be a take on their tattoo shop “Ink DaddieZ” right? I’m hoping that I didn’t just have to school you and you actually saw that on your own. If you didn’t then, even as a female, I’m gonna’ have to ask you boys to take a lap.
11 years ago at 10:53 amHey, lady. He may be dumb, but he’s still a man. Now why don’t you go fetch us some refreshments.
11 years ago at 8:37 pmSomeone so dumb should be fetching me some refreshments. Being this smart makes a woman thirsty. I’ll take a glass of wine, For the Troops.
11 years ago at 9:20 pmFake intern….no man down pics
11 years ago at 12:11 pmWhat is up with this week? They must’ve put adderal in the water cooler for SFPL to put out a decent list and the intern to keep his shit to one page
11 years ago at 12:16 pmWhat do you mean there are no man down photos?
11 years ago at 12:17 pmIf you need to ask you don’t deserve to know
11 years ago at 1:01 pmyou missed the reply button there champ
11 years ago at 3:18 pm