FAIL FRIDAY: Doing It Doggy Style
Ten real submissions, twenty photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Having to take a shower after every shit you take because your house manager is too lazy to buy toilet paper. TFM.
-Washington
I have actually seen this situation unfold. It’s pathetic.
I was sitting in comm class with sweat pants on when some hoe was like “Damn, you have a pretty big hog.” So, we drove to Arby’s and ordered a melt with curly fries because that’s good mood food. Then I took her phone and called her mom and I pumped them both full of horsey sauce. TFM.
-Michigan
Arby’s is shit.
Frat roses are red, frat violets are blue, I’m gonna insert, this pickle into you. TSlambangerMcPickleinsertionM. It’s a TFM. #KONY2013
-DeVry University
His poetry moves me.
Doing body shots off of sunken-chest pledge. TFM.
–Georgia Tech
This visual gave me the fucking chills. People with sunken chests are freaks.
Mis hombres y yo sell chiclets in front of the el frat casa por dinero for more axe dark temptation because nosotros do not want to smell like gravy anymore. TFM.
-Michigan
I love the smell of gravy.
Flying around people’s eyes and ears. TotalGnatMove.
-Mississippi
Total fucking gnat move?!
Using echolocation to locate prey in the low light of night. TotalBatMove.
–Louisiana
No, god damn it.
Covering up receding hairlines. TotalHatMove.
–Texas
Please, stop.
Being really smooth. TotalFlatMove.
-Mississippi
STOP.
People always step on me. TotalMatMove.
–Illinois
I’m out of here.
The pledge that’s blowing it out his ass is the only one worthy of respect.
Pissing the floor mattress. That’s a low point.
Shitting the bed. That’s a lower point.
Unisex serial killer fraternity.
There’s always room for one more TKE in the tub.
Their tailgating abilities mirror their football team.
Apparently this was a pledge mission?
Someone Avada Kedavra this GDI, please.
Sloth from the goonies was a KA?
“DUUUUUDE this paddle is tubular! Thanks little!”
I think he’s Slambanger McPickle insertion-ing her.
You can rage anytime, anywhere when your frat house is mobile.
If you showed me this picture and said, “He was raped,” I would believe you.
I’m worried about the exclamation point. Is he getting a blowjob?
Get in there nice and deep like.
Her dancing was so sexual the dogs had to get it on.
Does your insurance cover “frat boy” mayhem?
Chapman University promotes individuality:
Man tries to cannonball through frozen swimming pool:
Chaser to wash away the bad:
If you missed last week’s Fail Friday, click here, and be sure to check out this week’s rush boobs along with the TFM Sweetheart of the Week, Taylor Blevins.
my friday is ruined..what the fuck am i supposed to look forward to tomrrow now
12 years ago at 11:56 pm^Now there’s literally nothing for me to read while I’m beer shitting my guts out tomorrow before class. I hate the intern.
12 years ago at 11:58 pmI’ll release another rush boobs column tomorrow, you fucking savages.
12 years ago at 12:02 am^ make sure you show appropriate attention to the taint while sucking all that dick
12 years ago at 12:06 amAnd what wait until saturday morning to post that one… I’m stuck with seeing what dorn pulls out of his ass now I guess
12 years ago at 12:17 amWhere do those rush boobs pictures come from anyways?
12 years ago at 9:16 amZing intern, fucking zing.
12 years ago at 11:57 pmFuck the intern
12 years ago at 7:20 amDat’s fookin stoopid!
12 years ago at 12:00 amdood skunk I’m gonna rip your head off and shit down your neck
12 years ago at 9:30 am^Austin??
12 years ago at 9:54 amI ar with scareds now.
12 years ago at 12:40 pmAnyone else think that the “rape” picture looks eerily like Bacon?
12 years ago at 12:00 amGood call, but Bacon has no tattoos.
12 years ago at 12:15 amIt was sharpie, dumbass.
12 years ago at 9:05 amAnd also it isn’t Bacon.
12 years ago at 9:06 amTKE had a good showing but that juggalo looking PIKE is the ultimate winner.
12 years ago at 12:00 amLately it seems like TKE always has the most pics on FF
12 years ago at 2:00 amYou guys new here?
12 years ago at 2:32 am^Are you new?
12 years ago at 5:56 amNo. These gentlemen are pointing out that TKE and PIKE have been on Fail Friday a lot recently. Anyone that’ has visited this website for any amount of time would know that TKE & PIKE on Fail Friday is the precedent, not the exception.
12 years ago at 8:04 amIs that queermosexual wearing a thong?
12 years ago at 12:02 amWell since the intern fucked up and put a video link up that doesn’t work here’s the original link for the third one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zd7c5tQCs1I
12 years ago at 12:08 amForeigners getting hurt. Classic.
12 years ago at 12:09 amFucking commie…
12 years ago at 1:01 amDamn Nazis.
12 years ago at 9:55 amThis video correctly shows one of the hundreds of reasons why they will never win
12 years ago at 11:05 amyhou know your fucksed up whe you watch the CU vid and think “meh not too bahd”
12 years ago at 12:08 amDid you have a stroke?
12 years ago at 4:10 am^
12 years ago at 7:26 am^^
12 years ago at 11:26 am^^^
12 years ago at 2:06 pm^^^^
12 years ago at 1:05 pmI’m not tailgating with him, he’s a Sigma Alpha Boner
12 years ago at 12:12 amthat’s a lambda, lace em up.
12 years ago at 7:12 am^this
12 years ago at 9:04 amDo you know what I am saying?
12 years ago at 12:38 pm^^^Sorry for not knowing my bottom-tier fatasses well enough
12 years ago at 1:00 amI’m drunker than a 3 toed nog in a flip flop
12 years ago at 12:13 amI laughed.
12 years ago at 7:35 am