FAIL FRIDAY: Doing It Doggy Style
Ten real submissions, twenty photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Having to take a shower after every shit you take because your house manager is too lazy to buy toilet paper. TFM.
-Washington
I have actually seen this situation unfold. It’s pathetic.
I was sitting in comm class with sweat pants on when some hoe was like “Damn, you have a pretty big hog.” So, we drove to Arby’s and ordered a melt with curly fries because that’s good mood food. Then I took her phone and called her mom and I pumped them both full of horsey sauce. TFM.
-Michigan
Arby’s is shit.
Frat roses are red, frat violets are blue, I’m gonna insert, this pickle into you. TSlambangerMcPickleinsertionM. It’s a TFM. #KONY2013
-DeVry University
His poetry moves me.
Doing body shots off of sunken-chest pledge. TFM.
–Georgia Tech
This visual gave me the fucking chills. People with sunken chests are freaks.
Mis hombres y yo sell chiclets in front of the el frat casa por dinero for more axe dark temptation because nosotros do not want to smell like gravy anymore. TFM.
-Michigan
I love the smell of gravy.
Flying around people’s eyes and ears. TotalGnatMove.
-Mississippi
Total fucking gnat move?!
Using echolocation to locate prey in the low light of night. TotalBatMove.
–Louisiana
No, god damn it.
Covering up receding hairlines. TotalHatMove.
–Texas
Please, stop.
Being really smooth. TotalFlatMove.
-Mississippi
STOP.
People always step on me. TotalMatMove.
–Illinois
I’m out of here.
The pledge that’s blowing it out his ass is the only one worthy of respect.
Pissing the floor mattress. That’s a low point.
Shitting the bed. That’s a lower point.
Unisex serial killer fraternity.
There’s always room for one more TKE in the tub.
Their tailgating abilities mirror their football team.
Apparently this was a pledge mission?
Someone Avada Kedavra this GDI, please.
Sloth from the goonies was a KA?
“DUUUUUDE this paddle is tubular! Thanks little!”
I think he’s Slambanger McPickle insertion-ing her.
You can rage anytime, anywhere when your frat house is mobile.
If you showed me this picture and said, “He was raped,” I would believe you.
I’m worried about the exclamation point. Is he getting a blowjob?
Get in there nice and deep like.
Her dancing was so sexual the dogs had to get it on.
Does your insurance cover “frat boy” mayhem?
Chapman University promotes individuality:
Man tries to cannonball through frozen swimming pool:
Chaser to wash away the bad:
If you missed last week’s Fail Friday, click here, and be sure to check out this week’s rush boobs along with the TFM Sweetheart of the Week, Taylor Blevins.
Chapman and Pike making Fail Friday!! Awesome!!
12 years ago at 1:07 amChapman frats hard, don’t you dare respect.
12 years ago at 1:55 pmTomrrows rush photo of the week leaked http://www.islandmix.com/backchat/attachments/f6/39364d1142097379-passa-passa-trinidad-geed.jpg
12 years ago at 1:14 amLet’s be honest here. When the link had “geed” in it I knew something was up. I thought it would be funny though, I was wrong. It was just a sad attempt. I hope you get sodomized.
12 years ago at 5:44 amBest fail Friday in long time.
12 years ago at 1:27 amProbably because you were on it, pike.
12 years ago at 1:31 am^ Woah man, you’re brutal. Cyber bullying isn’t funny.
12 years ago at 7:23 am^ I lololed
12 years ago at 10:11 am^ You laughed out loud, out loud? Interesting.
12 years ago at 10:37 amStill the worst intern class ever.
12 years ago at 1:59 amHonestly arbys is pretty good, 2 for 4 cant go wrong
12 years ago at 3:29 amFick dich und ficken deine Eltern.
12 years ago at 5:45 am^ Trying to be German. NF
12 years ago at 10:39 amThe TKE’s at the museum go to my school. Good to know they’re stepping up their game. Oh wait . . .
12 years ago at 6:43 amShut up EAT
12 years ago at 5:26 amwhy isn’t the allstate guy taking the funnel up his butt?
12 years ago at 7:13 amBecause he’s waiting for you first.
12 years ago at 10:14 am^^The buttchuggers are Pikes, not KA’s, you stupid motherfucker. Laps. Now.
12 years ago at 3:47 amThe girl getting railed on the patio furniture looks pretty hot from the side at least.
12 years ago at 8:52 amI like the old school slam on the patio. Possible post intramural shag, you guys.
12 years ago at 9:27 am