FAIL FRIDAY: Doing It Doggy Style
Ten real submissions, twenty photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Having to take a shower after every shit you take because your house manager is too lazy to buy toilet paper. TFM.
-Washington
I have actually seen this situation unfold. It’s pathetic.
I was sitting in comm class with sweat pants on when some hoe was like “Damn, you have a pretty big hog.” So, we drove to Arby’s and ordered a melt with curly fries because that’s good mood food. Then I took her phone and called her mom and I pumped them both full of horsey sauce. TFM.
-Michigan
Arby’s is shit.
Frat roses are red, frat violets are blue, I’m gonna insert, this pickle into you. TSlambangerMcPickleinsertionM. It’s a TFM. #KONY2013
-DeVry University
His poetry moves me.
Doing body shots off of sunken-chest pledge. TFM.
–Georgia Tech
This visual gave me the fucking chills. People with sunken chests are freaks.
Mis hombres y yo sell chiclets in front of the el frat casa por dinero for more axe dark temptation because nosotros do not want to smell like gravy anymore. TFM.
-Michigan
I love the smell of gravy.
Flying around people’s eyes and ears. TotalGnatMove.
-Mississippi
Total fucking gnat move?!
Using echolocation to locate prey in the low light of night. TotalBatMove.
–Louisiana
No, god damn it.
Covering up receding hairlines. TotalHatMove.
–Texas
Please, stop.
Being really smooth. TotalFlatMove.
-Mississippi
STOP.
People always step on me. TotalMatMove.
–Illinois
I’m out of here.
The pledge that’s blowing it out his ass is the only one worthy of respect.
Pissing the floor mattress. That’s a low point.
Shitting the bed. That’s a lower point.
Unisex serial killer fraternity.
There’s always room for one more TKE in the tub.
Their tailgating abilities mirror their football team.
Apparently this was a pledge mission?
Someone Avada Kedavra this GDI, please.
Sloth from the goonies was a KA?
“DUUUUUDE this paddle is tubular! Thanks little!”
I think he’s Slambanger McPickle insertion-ing her.
You can rage anytime, anywhere when your frat house is mobile.
If you showed me this picture and said, “He was raped,” I would believe you.
I’m worried about the exclamation point. Is he getting a blowjob?
Get in there nice and deep like.
Her dancing was so sexual the dogs had to get it on.
Does your insurance cover “frat boy” mayhem?
Chapman University promotes individuality:
Man tries to cannonball through frozen swimming pool:
Chaser to wash away the bad:
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read this so early, and so drunk. Good job You intern punaannieee
12 years ago at 9:31 amMotion to have the intern stop posting fails when the person is obviously trying to get on fail friday
12 years ago at 9:34 amNeon Cactus
12 years ago at 9:35 amGreatest column ever
12 years ago at 9:58 amSilly Germans, being cool is for Americans
12 years ago at 10:08 amIntern, how about some more “TFM comments in real conversations” columns?
12 years ago at 10:10 am^ this guy gets it
12 years ago at 11:40 amYesterday I did not know there was a chapman u, if only I could unwatch that video. I want to go back.
12 years ago at 10:20 am^ agreed
12 years ago at 10:58 amThe kid from DeVry is FaF.
12 years ago at 11:00 amZip, Bop, zoobidy doobidy Bop! TScatM
12 years ago at 11:36 amTotalRatMove approves of this statement
12 years ago at 1:22 pmAllstate should file a lawsuit against that chapter..that shit was terrible
12 years ago at 11:40 am