FAIL FRIDAY: Doing It Doggy Style
12 years ago

Ten real submissions, twenty photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Having to take a shower after every shit you take because your house manager is too lazy to buy toilet paper. TFM.
-Washington

I have actually seen this situation unfold. It’s pathetic.

I was sitting in comm class with sweat pants on when some hoe was like “Damn, you have a pretty big hog.” So, we drove to Arby’s and ordered a melt with curly fries because that’s good mood food. Then I took her phone and called her mom and I pumped them both full of horsey sauce. TFM.
-Michigan

Arby’s is shit.

Frat roses are red, frat violets are blue, I’m gonna insert, this pickle into you. TSlambangerMcPickleinsertionM. It’s a TFM. #KONY2013
-DeVry University

His poetry moves me.

Doing body shots off of sunken-chest pledge. TFM.
–Georgia Tech

This visual gave me the fucking chills. People with sunken chests are freaks.

Mis hombres y yo sell chiclets in front of the el frat casa por dinero for more axe dark temptation because nosotros do not want to smell like gravy anymore. TFM.
-Michigan

I love the smell of gravy.

Flying around people’s eyes and ears. TotalGnatMove.
-Mississippi

Total fucking gnat move?!

Using echolocation to locate prey in the low light of night. TotalBatMove.
–Louisiana

No, god damn it.

Covering up receding hairlines. TotalHatMove.
–Texas

Please, stop.

Being really smooth. TotalFlatMove.
-Mississippi

STOP.

People always step on me. TotalMatMove.
–Illinois

I’m out of here.


The pledge that’s blowing it out his ass is the only one worthy of respect.


Pissing the floor mattress. That’s a low point.


Shitting the bed. That’s a lower point.


“Woah. That T-Rex is FaF.”


Unisex serial killer fraternity.


There’s always room for one more TKE in the tub.


Their tailgating abilities mirror their football team.


Sweet Moses’s chins.


Apparently this was a pledge mission?


Instant fucking classic.


Someone Avada Kedavra this GDI, please.


Sloth from the goonies was a KA?


“DUUUUUDE this paddle is tubular! Thanks little!”


I think he’s Slambanger McPickle insertion-ing her.


You can rage anytime, anywhere when your frat house is mobile.


If you showed me this picture and said, “He was raped,” I would believe you.


The fuck?


I’m worried about the exclamation point. Is he getting a blowjob?


Get in there nice and deep like.


Her dancing was so sexual the dogs had to get it on.

Does your insurance cover “frat boy” mayhem?

Chapman University promotes individuality:

Man tries to cannonball through frozen swimming pool:

Chaser to wash away the bad:

If you missed last week’s Fail Friday, click here, and be sure to check out this week’s rush boobs along with the TFM Sweetheart of the Week, Taylor Blevins.