FAIL FRIDAY: Donkey Dick
10 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Always skipping leg day, but never ass day. TFM.

Pretty sure they’re the same day.

Yelling, “I always know how to get past third base!” when your little brother’s tee-ball coach asks for a parent to coach third base. TFM.

Good one.

Dad getting sporadically pissed off at you for loosening moms snatch. TFM.

Sounds like your dad is a serious psycho.

Getting your ass eaten out at Bennigan’s. TFM.

God damn it what the hell does this have to do with anything?

Hanging your first pair of Sperry laces in remembrance of when your frat life started. TFM.

Do way less.

When you wake up in the morning to do your morning sit ups and your frock (frat cock) pokes you in the eye. TFM.

Sounds like a personal problem.

Looking at your mom’s high school yearbook and getting arowzed at a hot girl so you take care of yourself until you realize that the pic you just choked off to was your ma and you didn’t realize it cause you didn’t know her maiden name, cause she wasn’t her current name till she met Big Tex (aka dad). Oh well, honest mistake. TFM.

You’re pretty sick, Chubs.

Immediately regretting whacking off to weird shit, but repeatedly doing it. TFM.

How weird we talking? Amputee weird? DPDA weird?

Dad telling you that your mother may not be your real mother and you not caring one bit because she is the attractive one of her sisters. TFM.

Some of you guys have really messed up families.

The sigh of relief when that bro with a big dick gets a steady girlfriend so you don’t have to worry about him plowing your slam with that donkey dick. TFM.

We’re done here. Shut it down. Everyone go home. #donkeydick

You want his bod. Don't deny it.
You want his bod. Don’t deny it.
A demon in seersucker.
A demon in seersucker.
Reagan with goobers.
Reagan with goobers.
Dude took down a Chick-fil-A cow.
Dude took down a Chick-fil-A cow.
Questionable seating arrangements.
Questionable seating arrangements.
You're better than that. Or maybe you're not.
You’re better than that. Or maybe you’re not.
He couldnt hold it together for the photo.
He couldn’t hold it together for the photo.
Still smokin like a boss doe.
Still smokin’ like a boss doe.
You alright there, champ? Champ?
You alright there, champ? Champ?
Pitifully proud.
Pitifully proud.
Men down.
Men down.
That beard demands respect.
That beard demands respect.
Terrifying frelfie frat selfie).
Terrifying frelfie (frat selfie).
"Bright And Tight" is a terrible, terrible party theme if dudes are adhering to dress code.
“Bright and Tight” is a terrible, terrible party theme if dudes are adhering to dress code.
Cool guns, fellas. Real cool.
Cool guns, fellas. Real cool.
The fuck was the theme here?
The fuck was the theme here?
Happy anniversary!
Happy anniversary!
As good a place to sleep as any, I suppose.
As good a place to sleep as any, I suppose.
He got got.
He got got.
Yaaaaaaarf.
Yaaaaaaarf.

You’ve Got A Dad Bod

Chaser

  4. KronicHoosier

    The days where fraternities represented an elite group of gentlemen and scholars have passed thanks to social media, the “everyone get a trophy” mentality and the liberal pussification of america. It is a disgrace that the process has been diluted so far and fucks like this are allowed to wear letters on their chests.

    10 years ago at 1:45 pm
    2. McBallSmack

      We still are an elite group of gentlemen, but we also drink alcohol. I like to look at funny pictures of people who drink too much alcohol. Also, you didn’t capitalize the word “America,” so I don’t like the cut of your jib.

      10 years ago at 6:59 pm
  8. RedPill

    We know what Donkey Dick and Whiskey Dick are. Can someone please define ‘Dorn Dick’?

    10 years ago at 2:16 pm
  11. FreinerNeverSleeps

    The Beta Theta Pie guys with the Instagram post need to have their man card revoked.

    10 years ago at 3:46 pm