FAIL FRIDAY: Don’t Be Scared
10 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Yelling, “Yes, I’m in a frat” whenever I walk into a room because I know it’s what everybody is wondering. TFM.

Way to cut to the chase.

Spelling come like “cum” regardless of the situation. TFM.

Power move.

Yeah, I guess you could say I’m a try-hard, but that’s only because my tri’s are so fuckin’ hard. TFM.

Oh you son of a bitch.

Tried to hook up with this babe at my school’s college bar. She denied me, so I said, “Have fun hooking up with a GDI tonight.” Needless to say, I didn’t get laid. Doesn’t matter, she was like a 6 anyway. TFM.

Incredible story. You’re a modern day Shakespeare.

When a fat girl trips and falls and you’re just like, “It’s going down, I’m yellin’ timber!” TKe$haM.

Oh no, don’t do this.

When you catch your slampiece with another guy and you’re just like, “We are never ever ever getting back together.” TTSwiftM.

Stop. Stop it now.

When your slampiece slaps you at a party and you’re just like, “Why you gotta be so rude?” TMagic!M.

Oh come on!

When you’re talking to a random South American girl and you throw in a bunch of random Spanish words to try and sound cool. TPitBullM.

What?!

When your ex-boyfriend calls you up to break off your wedding and you’re just like, “If you like it then you should’ve put a ring on it.” TBeyoncéM.

This is miserable.

When your slampiece walks in on you having sex with another girl and you’re just like, “Baby baby baby ohhhhh.” TBieberM.

Well, this Fail Friday is officially ruined.

This is how recruitment is done.
This is how recruitment is done.
"Let's look hard as fuck in this one."
“Let’s look hard as fuck in this one.”
Don't be scared, man. Grip those balls.
Don’t be scared, man. Grip those balls.
These gentleman need to make a run to the pants store.
These gentleman need to make a run to the pants store.
FREE GUCCI!
FREE GUCCI!
Excuse me, sir. Are you aware that you're wearing a dress?
Excuse me, sir. Are you aware that you’re wearing a dress?
Better cuff yo bitch.
Better cuff yo bitch.
Non-traditional students need frat too.
Non-traditional students need frat too.
Mmmm cream.
Mmmm cream.
#TD4W
#TD4W
Face of a goober.
Face of a goober.
Well his life is ruined.
Well his life is ruined.
"Will you hold our paddle up?!?! AWESOME!"
“Will you hold our paddle up?!?! AWESOME!”
Sexual and violent.
Sexual and violent.
The best way to use a toilet.
The best way to use a toilet.
Butt contact seems unnecessary.
Hand-to-butt contact seems unnecessary.
Grandma swag.
Grandma swag.
Tinky tinky in his pants.
Tinky tinky in his pants.
Hey guy, there's a little something something on your pillow.
Hey guy, there’s a little something something on your pillow.
Goober's eyebrow game is too scrong.
Goober’s eyebrow game is too scrong.

“Shake It Off” Lip Dub From Delta Sigma Phi

Hilariously Bad Rush Video

Really, Really Hilariously Bad Rush Video

Chaser

      1. DornFromMajorLeague

        No it just means that you’re a real man with a legit brazzers password.

        10 years ago at 3:18 pm
    4. Chips_Dip

      this is great and all, but porn stars shouldnt wear loubs, its just gonna make me hate my eventual wife. i dont care how you dress, ur supposed to be naked anyway

      10 years ago at 12:03 am
    1. Deltahigh

      i like to believe that he is in a different house and just threw that shirt on and submitted it to troll Sigma Chi…at least that’s what I hope

      10 years ago at 6:19 pm
  9. Texas Tux and Oil

    Fail Friday is as late as your sister intern, welcome to the family you fuck.

    10 years ago at 2:05 pm
    1. TFM Intern

      Well if you’re as wealthy as your username makes you sound, she hit the jackpot!

      10 years ago at 2:11 pm