FAIL FRIDAY: Don’t Be Scared
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Yelling, “Yes, I’m in a frat” whenever I walk into a room because I know it’s what everybody is wondering. TFM.
Way to cut to the chase.
Spelling come like “cum” regardless of the situation. TFM.
Power move.
Yeah, I guess you could say I’m a try-hard, but that’s only because my tri’s are so fuckin’ hard. TFM.
Oh you son of a bitch.
Tried to hook up with this babe at my school’s college bar. She denied me, so I said, “Have fun hooking up with a GDI tonight.” Needless to say, I didn’t get laid. Doesn’t matter, she was like a 6 anyway. TFM.
Incredible story. You’re a modern day Shakespeare.
When a fat girl trips and falls and you’re just like, “It’s going down, I’m yellin’ timber!” TKe$haM.
Oh no, don’t do this.
When you catch your slampiece with another guy and you’re just like, “We are never ever ever getting back together.” TTSwiftM.
Stop. Stop it now.
When your slampiece slaps you at a party and you’re just like, “Why you gotta be so rude?” TMagic!M.
Oh come on!
When you’re talking to a random South American girl and you throw in a bunch of random Spanish words to try and sound cool. TPitBullM.
What?!
When your ex-boyfriend calls you up to break off your wedding and you’re just like, “If you like it then you should’ve put a ring on it.” TBeyoncéM.
This is miserable.
When your slampiece walks in on you having sex with another girl and you’re just like, “Baby baby baby ohhhhh.” TBieberM.
Well, this Fail Friday is officially ruined.
Jesus fuck, intern. 2 o’clock?? You absolutely ruined my afternoon shit. One would think that at least one of your dads would have taught you something about punctuality
10 years ago at 2:19 pmJust think if you were in a real time zone. It’s 3 here.
10 years ago at 2:46 pmHey intern want to actually try posting Fail Friday at a reasonable time next week?
10 years ago at 2:19 pmThe fourth “TFM” post above was definitely from a kid in high school.
10 years ago at 2:28 pmThe poster in the chaser being for “Butthole Surfers”. TFM
10 years ago at 2:30 pmYOU FUCKING TOOK FOREVER INTERN
10 years ago at 2:33 pmThe soundtrack to that last rush video sounds like some japanese anime shit. Thats frat as fuck.
10 years ago at 2:36 pmNot a single Pike on here today. Interesting.
10 years ago at 2:36 pmSpotted: Stuff Fat People Like at 0:28 in the Psi Upsilon video
10 years ago at 2:39 pm#freegucci
10 years ago at 2:42 pmIt’s about damn time, intern
10 years ago at 2:48 pm