FAIL FRIDAY: Don’t Do That
9 years ago

[failFriday]

Ten real submissions, 19 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Tagging yourself on the crotches of your slams in their Facebook photos. TFM.

That’s a bold strategy, and one I’m sure they all appreciate.

Did 3 pots and an alcohol at a Zeppelin concert last night. Like father, like son. TFM.

Do us all a favor and drink three bleaches.

Was hooking up with a sorostitute when I heard Wagon Wheel start playing. Put on my pants, grabbed my beer and went down to sing along. Came back and she was still in bed, totally understanding of what had just happened. TFM.

She sounds like a keeper, and you sound like king of the try-hards.

Your GPA and your BAC both being .11. TFM.

Probably not something to brag about, chief.

Screaming “GDI MOVE!” every time your opponet misses a shot in beer pong. TFM.

I’m sure everyone enjoys playing with your dumb ass.

I have a good Tinder pickup line: On a scale between one and Obama leaving office, how excited are you for this weekend? Follow me on Twitter so i can send the screenshot

You serious, Clark? Come on.

Not having to aim your frick (fratty dick) while you’re pooping because it’s natural girth aims it down for you, leaving you two hands to order more Jimmy John’s. TFM.

You disgusting son of a bitch.

“You pay for you friends,” says geed. To which I respond, “Go pay to live in the dorms like a geed you geed.” TFM.

Sick burn.

Was outside with my frat (frat cat) and this sloot walked by and was diggin’ my frat (frat hat) so we started to frat (frat chat) and eventually took her inside to pound, but she said I was too frat (frat fat) so she just frat (frat sat) on my face. TFM.

For the love of God, man. Stop.

I’m an alcoholic, rely solely on Adderall, and dabble in cocaine. I still manage to be in the top 10% of my Economics and Accounting courses. TFM.

That’s great. Good for you. Go to rehab.

GET THE OFFICIAL SHIRT OF FAIL FRIDAY

That's cute.
That’s cute.
The opposite of squad goals.
The opposite of squad goals.
Look at this dickhead.
Look at this dickhead.
That doesnt look comfy, babe.
That doesn’t look comfy, babe.
Part of me wants to hit the bars like this.
Part of me wants to hit the bars like this.
On his way to steal your girl.
On his way to steal your girl.
Gotta tell you man, that is not a good look.
Gotta tell you man…that is not a good look.
Repping their house so hard.
Reppin’ their house so hard.
Not yet. Keep doing stuff though.
Not yet. Keep doing stuff though.
Good thing hes rockin those sunglass straps.
Good thing he’s rockin’ those sunglass straps.
Someone please explain this t-shirt for your boy.
Someone please explain this t-shirt for your boy.
Dont do that, dudes.
Don’t do that, dudes.
Looks like game day was a blast.
Looks like game day was a blast.
Always smooth.
Always smooth.
"Havent posted in a while." Shouldve stayed gone, bruh.
Should’ve stayed gone, bruh.
He had all of the accidents.
He had all of the accidents.
Man down.
Man down.
Whats that youre drinking?
What’s that you’re drinking, friend?
Let it all out, champ.
Let it all out, champ.

Just Another Inexplicably Bad Rush Video

SigEp Mini Basketball

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    1. HawaiianShirtFridays

      Then go tag yourself on the crotch of the old slam’s new guy for a real power move.

      9 years ago at 12:11 pm
      4. PursuitofFrattiness9

        It is Friday. You might as well go to the bathroom and rub one out between lectures.

        9 years ago at 2:00 pm
  5. JohnRedcorn211

    Every fail Friday i see, I contemplate going back to the rez. this undeserved scholarship based on race is great, but if i see another one like this again, I’ll have wished i was captured like chief Joseph.

    9 years ago at 12:03 pm
    1. Tennessee Pusher

      What makes it worse is I guarantee you they did it because they thought it would get them on Fail Friday.

      9 years ago at 12:08 pm
  7. Tennessee Pusher

    There S.P.E.R.M shirt stands for Sigma Phi Epsilon Risk Management. A lot of the chapters who really just quit caring what people think of them at this point find it funny.

    9 years ago at 12:06 pm
      1. Tennessee Pusher

        Actually meant “the,” but autocorrect changed it to there. Thanks for caring about my grammar though asshole.

        9 years ago at 7:08 pm
  8. Frat.man

    Intern must’ve had a thing for the dude in the back left of the flip cup game… Dude’s sailboat is mammoth

    9 years ago at 12:06 pm
    3. Ole R.E Lee

      Radical Islamic Terrorists were behind 9/11 which resulted in the United States going into the Middle East to fight evil which took its toll as many of our soldiers have ended up having to pay the highest price for freedom. Other than that, good joke asshole.

      9 years ago at 7:51 am
    1. LouFerrigno

      I feel like it wouldn’t have been as bad with different music and if they had cut the intro. But yeah it was shitty.

      9 years ago at 12:52 pm