FAIL FRIDAY: Don’t Hate Me Cause I’m Beautiful
Ten real submissions, five photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Purposely urinating in the ball pit at Chuck E Cheese to display your dominance at an early age. TFM.
–Rhode Island
Is it still frat if you’re the early age of 19?
Jack from Titanic telling his slam everything she wants to hear to get in her pants, and then ditching her at the end. TFM.
-Arkansas
“I’ll never let go Jack.” “Whatever bitch, peace.”
I can’t wait to win the fucking Powerball. I’m going to give myself a trust fund bigger than all of yours combined and buy a goddamn leopard skinned jet ski. TFM.
–Alabama
Good plan.
Some GDI tried to cut me in line at the skate park, so I had one of my bros knock him out while his slam gave me dome under the halfpipe. TFM.
–Iowa
That’s skate park code. Cut a bro who’s trying to drop in and your woman has to blow him under the halfpipe.
The male porcupine urinates on the female porcupine before mating. TFM.
–Oklahoma
Someone give that porcupine a medal for being the first of his species to pull a TFM.
My slam and I just watched a commercial for the five-dollar footlong deal going on at Subway. We drove to Subway and got in the backseat. She got mayo. TFM.
–Nebraska
Fuck yeah slap some meat on that toasted bread.
I was suspended two semesters ago and my parents still don’t know. Does anyone know where to buy a good fake diploma? TFM.
–New Jersey
It’d be FaF if you bought an entire fake graduation ceremony.
The look on your professor’s face when she notices your balls hanging out of your shorts. TFM.
–Alabama
What is it with you people and taking your junk out in class?
My father used to spank me with his old pledge paddle. The other night I caught him spanking my mom with it. Keeping it in the family. TFM.
–Kentucky
Save it for your therapist.
None of this frat shit even matters. Aliens abducted me when I was 6. You think they gave a fuck that I wear cargos? I got a bid and you’re all going to get blackballed from the only fraternity that matters…the universe. UniversalFratMove.
–Nevada
Congratulations, you’re the craziest person to visit this website, and that’s definitely saying something.
Good ole Pike Street.
Skin cancer makes the best tank top.
Bringing back the Coolio haircut? Bold move.
Holy mother of God.
I’d give his whitehead a bid.
Don’t hate them cause they’re beautiful:
Victoria’s Secret chaser:
Here is last week’s Spring Break Edition in case you missed it.
#TeamMadison
13 years ago at 10:20 amWhat the fuck does that mean?
13 years ago at 3:05 pmNobody knows what it means.. But it’s provocative.
13 years ago at 11:26 pm“I wish you were my shin. So I could bang you on my coffee table.” Yeah, that worked last night. I humped her fucking tonsils.
13 years ago at 10:21 amI ran into those Pike boys in South Padre, carry on.
13 years ago at 10:27 amThey are Minnesota Pikes…this is pretty accurate for them.
13 years ago at 10:38 amall pikes look the same to me.
13 years ago at 10:56 amYou probably let them jump on your pole.
13 years ago at 12:42 pmDawg! where you be eatin at? Yo homie I’m at D’pizza.
13 years ago at 2:36 pmI didn’t know Rick Ross was in a fraternity.
13 years ago at 10:28 ami was going to make a “multi-cultural” joke– but apparently it IS pan-hellenic. 1963 hahahahahaha
13 years ago at 12:27 pmIn 1963, the police in my hometown used firehoses and dogs to disperse the “multi-cultural” riots that were causing problems in the city.
13 years ago at 5:29 pmGeorge Wallace making a stand in my hometown. TFM.
13 years ago at 8:13 pm^ Wallace/Coe 2012.
13 years ago at 11:40 pmHoly shit that video is from IU. Recognize the kid in the green from spring break, what a duster.
13 years ago at 10:31 amuse of duster, must be a hockey player?
13 years ago at 10:49 amfrat on
Did someone say hockey? Eh, dare.
13 years ago at 11:03 amDefinitely in high school
13 years ago at 11:45 amuse of duster, could be lax? Either way, hockey and lacrosse are FaF
13 years ago at 1:11 pm^ Dang right, brother.
13 years ago at 1:17 pm^ Something may have been done here.
13 years ago at 1:36 pm^Absolutely nothing was done there.
13 years ago at 1:40 pmNothing was done.
13 years ago at 6:30 pmHockey and Lax. TCanadianM
13 years ago at 7:28 pmLacrosse you clowns. The sport of the wealthy and privileged.
13 years ago at 11:32 pmlacrosse is faf lax on the other hand is a gay abbreviation
13 years ago at 1:33 pmlacrosse is for people who want to be socially high school jocks but not actually play a real sport. Football is the frattiest sport out there
13 years ago at 11:53 pm^ Incorrect. Nice try though.
13 years ago at 3:23 pmThis is posted way too early. Fuck you, Dorn.
13 years ago at 10:40 amFuck you intern
13 years ago at 10:51 amIn Zax for the last picture. Frat on bros.
13 years ago at 10:56 amDon’t even joke like that.. just sad.
13 years ago at 1:03 pmIts not a joke, theres a cross and crescent right on that dudes croakies.
13 years ago at 1:54 pmJack from titanic forcibly forcing rose into the water and getting on the raft to save himself. TFTC.
13 years ago at 11:01 amForcibly forcing huh? Sounds forceful.
13 years ago at 3:31 pmhttp://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fourceful
13 years ago at 7:13 pmhttp://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=alabama+hot+pocket
13 years ago at 7:18 pmI spy TKEpledge.
13 years ago at 11:32 am