FAIL FRIDAY: Don’t Hate Me Cause I’m Beautiful
13 years ago

Ten real submissions, five photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Purposely urinating in the ball pit at Chuck E Cheese to display your dominance at an early age. TFM.
–Rhode Island

Is it still frat if you’re the early age of 19?

Jack from Titanic telling his slam everything she wants to hear to get in her pants, and then ditching her at the end. TFM.
-Arkansas

“I’ll never let go Jack.” “Whatever bitch, peace.”

I can’t wait to win the fucking Powerball. I’m going to give myself a trust fund bigger than all of yours combined and buy a goddamn leopard skinned jet ski. TFM.
–Alabama

Good plan.

Some GDI tried to cut me in line at the skate park, so I had one of my bros knock him out while his slam gave me dome under the halfpipe. TFM.
–Iowa

That’s skate park code. Cut a bro who’s trying to drop in and your woman has to blow him under the halfpipe.

The male porcupine urinates on the female porcupine before mating. TFM.
–Oklahoma

Someone give that porcupine a medal for being the first of his species to pull a TFM.

My slam and I just watched a commercial for the five-dollar footlong deal going on at Subway. We drove to Subway and got in the backseat. She got mayo. TFM.
–Nebraska

Fuck yeah slap some meat on that toasted bread.

I was suspended two semesters ago and my parents still don’t know. Does anyone know where to buy a good fake diploma? TFM.
–New Jersey

It’d be FaF if you bought an entire fake graduation ceremony.

The look on your professor’s face when she notices your balls hanging out of your shorts. TFM.
–Alabama

What is it with you people and taking your junk out in class?

My father used to spank me with his old pledge paddle. The other night I caught him spanking my mom with it. Keeping it in the family. TFM.
–Kentucky

Save it for your therapist.

None of this frat shit even matters. Aliens abducted me when I was 6. You think they gave a fuck that I wear cargos? I got a bid and you’re all going to get blackballed from the only fraternity that matters…the universe. UniversalFratMove.
–Nevada

Congratulations, you’re the craziest person to visit this website, and that’s definitely saying something.


Good ole Pike Street.


Skin cancer makes the best tank top.


Bringing back the Coolio haircut? Bold move.


Holy mother of God.


I’d give his whitehead a bid.

Don’t hate them cause they’re beautiful:

Victoria’s Secret chaser:

Here is last week’s Spring Break Edition in case you missed it.

  2. Fly like a Xi chick

    It’s the Mega Millions with the $640 mil. jackpot, not the Powerball. Not like that was the only thing wrong with that post, however.

    13 years ago at 11:34 am
    1. the fratness monster

      I thought it was a TFM. Clearly the intern didn’t know that was Kenny Powers who posted that.

      13 years ago at 12:11 pm
  4. WetheFrat

    Clearly if the gentlemen (term used loosely) from Oklahoma would have given the fratcupine the proper name he wouldn’t have ended up on fail friday.

    13 years ago at 2:50 pm
  5. frattylight28

    The first picture was the Pikes doing something stupid again…… no surprise there.

    13 years ago at 4:32 pm
    2. TKEpledge

      Now that, is a cool story bro. Great post, I’d read it again. In fact, I will.

      13 years ago at 7:23 pm
    2. Jon M Fratsman

      I’ve wondered about this myself. Ya’lls SLAG thing sounds like pretty normal fraternity ideals stuff, probably not any different than what most other people believe. So why pike is consistently up here and generally known as shitty is really beyond me.

      13 years ago at 1:23 pm
  11. TomFratMoore

    Watching The Victoria’s Secret Chaser while listening to My Bitch by Kanye and Jay-Z was quite enjoyable.

    although those two may be NF. i dont care

    13 years ago at 3:09 pm