FAIL FRIDAY: Down To Fail
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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Showing the ladies your good manners, but savagely eating the booty in bed like an animal. TFM.
What the hell is wrong with you?
Becoming “domestic partners” with your bros to get a tax break but actually ending up being gay. TFM.
Really common occurrence. We’ve all been there.
When you Eiffel Tower your best friend’s sister with your best friend. TFM.
Hey, Jaime Lannister bones his sister and he’s frat as fuck.
Keeping Magnums by the bed for show, the slipping the Trojan’s Ultra Thin on when the lights go out. TFM.
Pretty sure your tiny pecker will ruin the slyness of this move.
The frat cat sat on the frat mat. TFM.
This isn’t a goddamn poetry slam.
Remixing Celine Dion’s “My Heart Will Go On” to say, “Near, frat, where EVER you at, and I know that my heart will, go oooon.” TFM.
You, sir, are a fucking idiot.
Avenging the football team’s road loss by giving the sluttiest girl on that campus your STDs. TFM.
Man you really showed her.
Keeping your pipes clogged for a week before slamming your slam so you don’t last more than 5 seconds. TFM.
So you’re utilizing the opposite of the “Something About Mary” strategy? Bold strategy.
Go to the hospitals and the nurse tells you to undress and put on a gown, but when she comes back in you’re but-assed with just a Polo on. TFM
I bet she was just begging for it after that pro move.
Cranking down in the back row of your summer class lecture because touching it in public really revs your engines. TFM.
Enjoy prison, freak.
This might have been the worst fail Friday ever.
10 years ago at 12:26 pmI can’t even see the pics on the app. This mailing list thing is the worst.
10 years ago at 2:50 pmWell I can see them now, must of changed it so we wouldn’t rebel.
10 years ago at 7:56 pmI think week before last was the worst fail friday ever. OH WAIT. Fucking intern
10 years ago at 9:17 pmWhy don’t you make yourself useful and send the mailing list some god damn shark stuff
10 years ago at 12:29 pmI’d sign up for shark stuff.
10 years ago at 1:17 pm#Shark stuff > butt stuff
10 years ago at 2:00 pmtnm
10 years ago at 9:27 pmWorst. Chaser. Ever.
10 years ago at 12:30 pmIntern did you think we weren’t going to notice that you put that hammer picture in there twice? How difficult is your fucking job? You have one thing to do and you somehow still find ways to screw it up. And by the way, no one is going to join your stupid fucking mailing list.
10 years ago at 12:33 pmCeline Dion is SO frat.
10 years ago at 12:35 pmAy Kan bearly reed, nd I no dis wuz todal shit
10 years ago at 12:35 pmthis account could turn into something good.
10 years ago at 5:48 pmno it can’t
10 years ago at 12:35 pmNormally I’d poke fun at the ZBT Pirate rapist or the offensive unibrow on that Sigma Chi, but today is different.
I first discovered TFM when I was a pledge in 2013. Going into school, I knew nothing about fraternity culture, rush, or what it all really meant. TFM was my first introduction to what fraternities were like outside of my shitty Minnesota State school. Now there’s been plenty of talk about how the site has gone downhill with the removal of forums and excessive ads; but I’ve always enjoyed it, and mostly for the community. Dorn has always been a good sport about the pedophile jokes, and Bacon and the rest spent time interacting with the users in the comments. More than most other sites, TFM felt like a community. A community full of degenerative assholes, but a community nonetheless.
Withholding Fail Friday from the majority of users, even if it’s just a delayed post feels like a slap in the face. Asking users to sign up for the mailing list so their inbox can be bombarded for Rowdy Gentlemen ads and Man Outfitter sales in order to see fail friday in the mornings feels like a slap in the face.
Maybe I’m being dramatic, but it’s the biggest shift from TFM being an internet community to making it’s users nothing more than a way to make cash through ad revenue. I get that TFM is first and foremost a business, but it shouldn’t feel like that. Either way I think I’ll take a break from this site for awhile.
10 years ago at 12:39 pmDid not read. Take a lap
10 years ago at 12:59 pmIt’s funny that you say we’re delaying it when the post has been up for an hour and it’s not even 1:00 pm CT. It’s out earlier than usual today. The promotion is just to build our mailing list. Essentially nothing changes for you, in terms of when you got to read FF before this, and when you get to read FF now. But if you feel you have to recuse yourself from TFM for this “slap in the face” then, uh, hope to see you again at some point?
10 years ago at 12:59 pmWell if this is a one time thing, then I feel pretty dumb right now. And I get it’s up earlier than usual, but withholding the site’s most popular column, even for a few hours from everyone who doesn’t sign up for an emailing list of what I assume are going to be mostly ads just seems like a shady way of promoting the list.
But I could just be acting incredibly over dramatic about it.
10 years ago at 1:06 pmFor the love of god, you need to SHUT UP. You are being a dramatic Queen about this …
10 years ago at 1:28 pmWhat kind of bullshit chaser was that? She had clothes on, then the words even covered up her cleavage. What the fuck intern
10 years ago at 12:48 pmThat picture of Dorn in the Easter Bunny costume was pretty terrifying
10 years ago at 12:58 pmNo intern, I’m not giving you my e-mail, because I don’t want scum like you polluting my life in any way. Besides if you did your job you wouldn’t need the fucking mailing list.
Sincerely,
Commit suicide.
10 years ago at 1:12 pm