FAIL FRIDAY: Down To Fail
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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Showing the ladies your good manners, but savagely eating the booty in bed like an animal. TFM.
What the hell is wrong with you?
Becoming “domestic partners” with your bros to get a tax break but actually ending up being gay. TFM.
Really common occurrence. We’ve all been there.
When you Eiffel Tower your best friend’s sister with your best friend. TFM.
Hey, Jaime Lannister bones his sister and he’s frat as fuck.
Keeping Magnums by the bed for show, the slipping the Trojan’s Ultra Thin on when the lights go out. TFM.
Pretty sure your tiny pecker will ruin the slyness of this move.
The frat cat sat on the frat mat. TFM.
This isn’t a goddamn poetry slam.
Remixing Celine Dion’s “My Heart Will Go On” to say, “Near, frat, where EVER you at, and I know that my heart will, go oooon.” TFM.
You, sir, are a fucking idiot.
Avenging the football team’s road loss by giving the sluttiest girl on that campus your STDs. TFM.
Man you really showed her.
Keeping your pipes clogged for a week before slamming your slam so you don’t last more than 5 seconds. TFM.
So you’re utilizing the opposite of the “Something About Mary” strategy? Bold strategy.
Go to the hospitals and the nurse tells you to undress and put on a gown, but when she comes back in you’re but-assed with just a Polo on. TFM
I bet she was just begging for it after that pro move.
Cranking down in the back row of your summer class lecture because touching it in public really revs your engines. TFM.
Enjoy prison, freak.
“Go to the hospitals and the nurse tells you to undress and put on a gown, but when she comes back in you’re but-assed with just a Polo on. TFM” it’s called Winnie the Poohing and Pooh is FaF.
10 years ago at 1:21 pmOk fuckface, you leave the Tinder and hashtag game to DeVry Guy. Fuck you for trying to cover up your shitty job.
10 years ago at 1:22 pmIs the DeVry Guy Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines series no longer a thing? There was a chive photo gallery (that I didn’t look at) about Tinder yesterday instead. I don’t want to jump to any conclusions before I know the facts, but if you all end up replacing DeVry’s Tinder series with one by the chive, I will never visit this website again.
10 years ago at 4:04 pmDon’t worry, my precious little squid nugget; Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines will be back next week.
10 years ago at 4:19 pmWhere’s it at THIS week? That’s the only good thing left on this site
10 years ago at 6:05 pmYour dad should’ve pulled out.
10 years ago at 1:34 pmDid you come up with this yourself? So original
10 years ago at 2:47 pmThe choreography was too well practiced…how do you fucking fail at creating a fail video?
10 years ago at 1:39 pmIt’s complete bullshit that you want your already loyal members to subscribe to your mailing list just so we can see fail Friday by our morning shits but have our inboxes filled with useless spam during the week. Fuck you intern and fuck these stupid devry university adds that keep popping up as well.
10 years ago at 1:42 pmThem’s fighting words.
10 years ago at 4:21 pmHow the fuck are you only Exec?
10 years ago at 9:36 pmWhere the hell are the pick up lines more importantly. Hell I even sent u one.
10 years ago at 11:13 pmWe don’t spam our mailing list. We’re working on a strategy to push exclusive content and release existing content early to subscribers.
10 years ago at 1:41 amJesus christ Charlotte McKinney is dumber than a bag of fucking rocks. But I would still take her home for a nice family dinner.
10 years ago at 2:08 pmThe pink cargos made me throw up in my mouth
10 years ago at 2:38 pmPicture #2 is the PA Guy.
10 years ago at 3:09 pmWell, that chaser was abysmally disappointing.
10 years ago at 3:18 pmI’m assuming cargo shorts are used for balls and tees when on the course, no?
10 years ago at 3:31 pm