FAIL FRIDAY: Dropping the Ball on 2011
13 years ago

Ten real submissions, five photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Getting drunk with your 8-year-old son. TFM.
–New York

You’re a role model for role models.

She asked me for breakfast in bed. I pointed to my crotch and said, “eggs fratadickt.” TFM.
–Florida

I hope she poached your eggs.

So what if I wear “GDI” clothes. I still party, bro-out and pick up girls better than most. TFM.
–Michigan

Better than most deaf-mute hermaphrodites, maybe.

Motion for a “Sweetbros” section. TFM.
–Kentucky

Kentucky puts in a bid for the male version of TFM Sweethearts.

Registering to vote and being asked to declare a party and simply pointing to the swoop. TFM.
–Missouri

I hope you got one of those voter registration forms with eyes and a sense of humor.

Split a tin with my friend. We both have loose bowel movements now. TFM.
–Massachusetts

Thanks for sharing. Good to know.

Frathound was replaced with a Frat Cat so there’s always pussy around. TFM.
–Indiana

I give “Frat Cat” two weeks to live. Somebody call the Animal Humane Society.

You mad bro? Can’t see my, can’t see my, can’t see my troll face. TFM.
–Florida

Remix of Lady Gaga’s “Poker Face” for internet trolls. Lovely.

In an elevator after a late night I had my sunglasses on. GDI in full elevator asks me, “You do know you’re inside, right?” I reply, “Suck my dick.” Potential slampiece follows me out of elevator and asks to get lunch. TFM.
–Maryland

My last “cool story bro” of 2011.

Let’s get some things understood. When someone takes time out 2 honestly do something special 4 u…even if u don’t see it as anything big…plz still appreciate it. Cuz I can grantee da whole entire time they was planning wat ever 4 u…they were thinkin bout u & only u. TFM.
–Kentucky

What a heartwarming way to end 2011.


I really hope this cute little photo is on Pinterest.


Jorts: when slacks just aren’t semi-formal enough.


I assume they were forced to eat 50 powdered donuts off of their pledge brother.


He’s in touch with his feminine side.


FUCK. THIS. KID!

It’s an end of the year double feature. I pray to God y’all learned your lesson in 2011 about making rap songs like this:

Float Look Like Money

Sexy and I Bro It

    1. Fraterick Southgate

      ^This. Someone needs to tell him lifting the chicken doesn’t count.

      13 years ago at 3:53 pm
  5. ItJustComesFratural

    The fat kid in the video was pissing me off, mostly because I hate fat people, but the girl was a complete slam. I hope one of those NF GDI pussy, creep fucks is slamming her…as long as it’s not the fat one. That would just be wrong.

    13 years ago at 3:58 pm
  6. Fratt Leinart

    God dammit why do these jackasses continue to call them “tins”? Its called a fucking can.

    13 years ago at 4:02 pm
  7. Pharaoh of Frats

    “Three years later, on March 6, 1909, the organization changed its name to Phrenocon, combining the proposed names, Friends, Non-Fraternity and Comrades.”
    -Phi Kappa Tau’s website

    They really took that whole non-fraternity thing and ran with it, didn’t they.

    13 years ago at 4:06 pm
    1. Frat Times at UF

      What does it say about you if you took the time to visit our website? That being said, it looks like the guys in that video are the guys from “that other chapter.”

      13 years ago at 4:49 pm
    2. Karl Rove Republican

      Yeah, that’s a swing and a miss. The modern Greek system stems from literary societies, so fuck off

      13 years ago at 4:57 pm
    3. Hellfire Club

      Not really, when you consider Phi Tau went out of their way to be a non-fraternity organization when the ideas of what Fraternities are were established, but then of course succumbed and tried to join the pack like everyone else.

      13 years ago at 10:33 am
    4. PhiTauWSU97

      lol having to search the internet to dig up 100+ year old dirt is FaF right? Right???

      13 years ago at 10:43 pm
    5. FuckBitchesGetMoney

      ^ I went to WSU. Pike’s chants “Nerds!” for hours at your chapter every year. Your chapter sucks.

      13 years ago at 6:48 am
  8. Phi Psi Fratter

    Thanks for making a awful rap video Phi Psi. Way to make us proud. Take a lap and stop embarrassing our fraternity.

    13 years ago at 4:22 pm
    1. Fraterick Southgate

      You want to see an embarrassment to your fraternity? Go check out your OU “Chapter”. There are fraternities without houses here that are more recognized than your laughing stock joke of a chapter. Please tell me they get hazed at nationals.

      13 years ago at 4:25 pm
    3. FratwallJackson

      ^right, because you’re so proud to call the actives in shitty chapters of your fraternity your brothers

      13 years ago at 9:53 pm
    5. Fraterick Southgate

      I dont know what campus your talking about, but the only fraternity losing their house on Oklahoma’s campus is ATO.

      13 years ago at 5:03 pm