FAIL FRIDAY: Dropping the Ball on 2011

TFM Intern13 years ago

Ten real submissions, five photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Getting drunk with your 8-year-old son. TFM.
–New York

You’re a role model for role models.

She asked me for breakfast in bed. I pointed to my crotch and said, “eggs fratadickt.” TFM.
–Florida

I hope she poached your eggs.

So what if I wear “GDI” clothes. I still party, bro-out and pick up girls better than most. TFM.
–Michigan

Better than most deaf-mute hermaphrodites, maybe.

Motion for a “Sweetbros” section. TFM.
–Kentucky

Kentucky puts in a bid for the male version of TFM Sweethearts.

Registering to vote and being asked to declare a party and simply pointing to the swoop. TFM.
–Missouri

I hope you got one of those voter registration forms with eyes and a sense of humor.

Split a tin with my friend. We both have loose bowel movements now. TFM.
–Massachusetts

Thanks for sharing. Good to know.

Frathound was replaced with a Frat Cat so there’s always pussy around. TFM.
–Indiana

I give “Frat Cat” two weeks to live. Somebody call the Animal Humane Society.

You mad bro? Can’t see my, can’t see my, can’t see my troll face. TFM.
–Florida

Remix of Lady Gaga’s “Poker Face” for internet trolls. Lovely.

In an elevator after a late night I had my sunglasses on. GDI in full elevator asks me, “You do know you’re inside, right?” I reply, “Suck my dick.” Potential slampiece follows me out of elevator and asks to get lunch. TFM.
–Maryland

My last “cool story bro” of 2011.

Let’s get some things understood. When someone takes time out 2 honestly do something special 4 u…even if u don’t see it as anything big…plz still appreciate it. Cuz I can grantee da whole entire time they was planning wat ever 4 u…they were thinkin bout u & only u. TFM.
–Kentucky

What a heartwarming way to end 2011.

I really hope this cute little photo is on Pinterest.

Jorts: when slacks just aren’t semi-formal enough.

I assume they were forced to eat 50 powdered donuts off of their pledge brother.

He’s in touch with his feminine side.

FUCK. THIS. KID!

It’s an end of the year double feature. I pray to God y’all learned your lesson in 2011 about making rap songs like this:

Float Look Like Money

Sexy and I Bro It