FAIL FRIDAY: Drunk In Love
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Wearing a letterman jacket because you think your school should have a drinking team, and you should be the captain. TFM.
-Anonymous
You need to take a good, hard look at your life.
Going potty in water bottles because you’re too hungover and too frat to care what your slam thinks about it. TFM.
-Anonymous
Grow up, Peter Pan.
Training your non-dominant hand in Flappy Bird so you can masturbate while playing. TFM.
-Anonymous
That’s multitasking at its finest.
Croakies on my Google Glass. TFM.
-Anonymous
FRAT NERRRRRRRRRRRD.
They always say you are what you eat, but I don’t remember eating a fucking legend. TFM.
-Anonymous
God damn it.
Masturbating while staring into his eyes. TFM.
-Anonymous
Well you don’t want to be impolite.
Having to explain to your attorney where you jizzed. TFM.
-Anonymous
Ummm what?
yo can you delete my profile. I need to stop wasting time here…
-Anonymous
Hahaha delete it yourself you fucking addict.
Dropping a class after the first day because the professor is GDI. TFM.
-Anonymous
Something tells me you’re never going to graduate.
So I had my first tax client today. The chick whopped her tit out and started breast feeding right in front of us. We all stopped and looked and the husband was like what were we talking about again. TFTC.
-Anonymous
Ohhhhh snap!
Hey guy your shit is crooked.
Yeah I’m not going over there.
Their cocks are huge.
They couldn’t get a real girl.
Get in there nice and deep like.
Man down.
Come on, man.
You alright, buddy? No. You’re not.
Who wants a mustache ride?
The frock comes out on composite photo day.
I don’t think I could get a bid at ABC.
11 years ago at 12:24 pmthe chaser needs some coke
11 years ago at 12:29 pmWay to fucking go intern piece of Obama shit! You’ve yet again to post this shit after lunchtime. Fuck you intern, fuck your life
11 years ago at 12:29 pmI’m gonna help you East Coasters with a little math. Your lunch time is an hour before lunch time at TFM HQ. This particularly shitty Fail Friday got put out by 12:30 Central Time so to appease your early eating schedule the intern would have to post this by 11 Shitty Intern Time. Less time spent means even shittier Fail Fridays. So do us all a favor, drink a little harder next Thursday, wake up an hour later, eat an hour later and quit your bitchin. Sound like a deal?
11 years ago at 1:05 pmDo less…
11 years ago at 4:42 amI’ve seen better quality in SFPL columns than this excuse of a Fail Friday. Fuck you Intern.
11 years ago at 12:32 pmthe pics were great this week. Well done.
11 years ago at 12:32 pmNow considering a career in delivery.
11 years ago at 12:33 pmAlpha Beta Cock sounds like the pornstar fraternity where the Intern is forever a pledge
11 years ago at 12:34 pmIf you need to say “I should be on TFM”, you shouldn’t be on TFM.
11 years ago at 12:37 pmThe guy in the background of page 1 pic 5 is feeling the shred of innocence permanently evacuate his soul.
11 years ago at 12:49 pmThe TI-83 drawing is actually pretty impressive
11 years ago at 12:53 pmLooks like the result of a little too much adderall
11 years ago at 2:03 pmCollege hoes love alcohol. and poppin adderrall
11 years ago at 3:01 pmFuck you and kill your son Carl, kid’s a prick.
11 years ago at 2:02 pm